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My vote is for Nintendo......get the Mario 3D game for her. I have: Frogger Hockey Pac-Man Ms. Pac-Man Pole Races Dig Dug Galaga Star Wars They're all fun! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Chicken fights just aren't the same when YOU aren't naked in the pool. I seem to recall having a GREAT time with my top ON Glad I missed the whole whacking thing Kim cheated reaching for the sensitive areas ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I have no problem telling my REAL age...................... Do I look a year over 29???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Huh? What about some guy behind the trees? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Aaawww, thanx ALL! Yeps, I bought me a little present last night

SWEEEET girlie! Major **VIBES&HUGZ** comin your way! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I did but they are on heath's camera. OH, I completely forgot about those. My back should be hurting in that one...how did I manage to do that? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Yepper, me likes that one tooo............I need a tan tooo I was slightly red I wonder if anyone got any pictures from the pool party? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Here's a couple of pictures from the weekend! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I can't post them until chaoskitty approves I must say those crack margaritas are quite tasty

I am soooo glad you had FUN! It was great meetin ya! Did you get your pictures developed................I did ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Congrats!

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door.. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning.." ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Dear Abby, I am a crack dealer in Beaumont, Texas who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth and one of my sisters, who lives in Pflugerville, is married to a transvestite. My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in Dallas. I have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children. I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in Longview. She is a part time "working girl". All things considered , my problem is this. I love my fancee and look forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally open and honest with her. Should I tell her about my cousin who supports John Kerry for President? Signed, Worried About My Reputation ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

LIFE Is all about ass, you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or trying to get a piece of it. ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I miss metal ............that is all ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Soooo, are the lip rings for your lips or your lips???? ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Yes, it's Heath. LMAO....I actually have a picture of Heath's "gimple" nipple ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Boy am I one tired kitty. I went to Town Lake, did my fast walk 3 mile thing with a friend, went to play sand volleyball from 7:30-10:30, jammed my thumb and finally got home and in bed by 12:00. I guess I'm not gonna go out tonight as planned, saving it for Thursday-Monday ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I'm guessing ya want that hhhuuummm thing to go along with that too; huh???? Guys.....they're soooo high maintenance ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Don't you mean......MAKE ME A SAMMICH and where's my BEER ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I thought this was hilarious, hope it hasn't been posted IT TAKES A TEXAN TO MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN! On a recent flight from Chicago to Houston, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up at the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?" For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman at the front of the plane. Then a Texan stands up at the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ......one button at a time. No one moves. ....he removes his shirt. ...... muscles ripple across his chest....... She gasps.......... He whispers: ...... "Iron this, and get me something to eat...." ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

LMAO.....since I'm such an organized person, I went ahead and programmed EVERYONE on the DD list into my cell ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

Hey....that's like my avatar.............................ADORABLE! ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!

I'll totally admit that I talk dirty and have become horny on several occasions........................what was your point again ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts!