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Uh oh. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Maybe you were looking at a third world crash cart. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Only 8 weeks in hospital with burns to my feet. Was just a big bang/flash and was thrown 25ft away, but while i was in hospital the Birmingham pub bombings happened. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

You ain't Crazy Thomas are you ? Although i did get electrocuted on a railway in that year. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

I think we will all be glad when skymama stops shitting all over your porch. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Lesbians against Bush ? Hmmm...i think there is a paradox there, i just can't seem to put my finger on it. Ok, Ok, i bypassed the joke...doh i missed the clue "oxymoron dept" -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Yeah...have a great day girl. I hope you get what you want, and not what you deserve. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Can't you arrange some powerfull magnets on each icon, and pull them to the desired area of the screen ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

I no longer look like this since the hormones kicked in, and the ears have calmed down a bit too. Although i do look a little constipated. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Tom had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. Saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month; otherwise it was total peace and quiet. After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and there stood a huge, bearded man. "Name's Lars, your neighbour from forty miles up the road... Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come... About 5:00..." "Great," said Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars was leaving, he stopped and said, "Gotta warn you...There's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," said Tom. "after 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of em." Again, as he started to leave, Lars stopped and said, "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too." Tom said, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Lars turned from the door, saying "More'n likely be some wild sex, too." "Now that's really not a problem," said Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?" Lars stopped in the door again and said, "Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us. ____________________________________________________________________________ ________________________ After a woman gave birth to her baby, the Doctor stood solemnly beside her bed. "There is something I must tell you about your baby." What's wrong," the alarmed mother asked? "Your baby is a hermaphrodite." "What's that?" "It means your baby has both male and female parts." "Oh my God, that's wonderful!", the mother said, "You mean it has a penis and a brain ? " -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Well done dudes, did you fail any levels or did you sail through ? By the way, did you say hi to rick for me ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Awwww.....bad dog.

Crossfire ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Post whore and a grave robber too....nice. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

...or weird as in Elma Fudd. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Maple syrup anyone ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Unfortunately, that is a soldiers lot, to serve and to die (if necessary). But as wars go, this is relatively bloodless compared with wars a century ago. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Yes. Maybe try going through his garbage. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Great link Mark, I think it is a breath of fresh air, in what is a depressing situation, to read about someone who is not that different from someone in the west, and the situation he is in makes the thought of war "that" much more acceptable. Don't get me wrong...I was/am still in the opinion that going through the UN was/should have been the answer, but alas, all the foot-dragging, and red tape are not helping Iraqi's like "Salam" and his family. Ok.... it "could" be propaganda and a very elaborate plan to soften up my infidel conscience, (like it needs it, I hear you say). Maybe its because he sounds like a westerner, and is not shoving his religious beliefs down my throat, but something, has changed after reading his daily accounts, he takes pride in his city & country, he is aware of his surroundings and of the world and what's going on in it, and lets not forget.... This guy would be executed if he was caught. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

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Post speaks for itself. BBC news over here just reported this. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Man, that always sucks. Time is the only cure right now, and the fact that he went quite quickly, is believe me, a blessing. I lost my first dog 9 years ago, when i was 26, and cried like a baby when the vet put her to sleep. I have not cried since, and have two of the dumbest rescued dogs now, and they always give me joy. I hope you get another when the time feels right, but until then i can only offer my sympathy. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Mind you...having said that, as a blatant symbol of peace, it shouldn't be too long before someone's throwing rocks at it. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Cover the whole nest in soapy water. ..or is that for bees? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning