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  1. I got the phone number off the website, just to see weather or not it would work, i could have found all that information on the site, but its the princible that is in question here IMO. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  2. I put in a random dropzone phone # (Jacksonville Extreme Sports) and got this.... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  3. A few carefull taps around the head with a hammer might create enough swelling to ensure a snug fit. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  4. Been looking over Snope's site today and come across this, i did a search just to make sure no-one had posted it before (as far as i'm aware anyhow) It was in the "what's new" section on their site btw. Not really an issue here in the UK, but a penny for them ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  5. Yes sorry, & thanks for the advice. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  6. Staying in topic, i just pinched these off of Snopes. These are reputed and may not be genuine just for the record. Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have. The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention. I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my head through it. I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother in law and headed over the embankment. In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. I had been shopping for a plant all day and was on my way home. As I reached an inter-section a hedge sprang up, obscuring my vision and I did not see the other car. I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident and damage my big end. As I approached the intersection a sign appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident. To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I stuck a pedestrian. My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle. An invisible car came out of nowhere, stuck my car and vanished. I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull. I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run. So I ran over him. I saw a slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows. The telephone pole was approaching. I was attempting to swerve out the way when I struck the front end. The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week. I knocked over a man, he admitted it was his fault as he'd been knocked over before. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  7. Sounds more like a good night out, than a film. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  8. Advertising belongs in the classifieds. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  9. Looks like a public toilet to me. ....except without any visible perverts. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  10. Mmm....Cheerio's. Necessity (and a depraved mind) is the mother of invention. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  11. Any of these help ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  12. Just looking for a good 4-way plan for my Cat10 (FS1) any suggestions ? I only ask because i don't want to be told afterwards i picked the most difficult set. I am using Section 5-3.2 of the USPA's competition manual (part-1) as a guide btw. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  13. A lesbians wife's section. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  14. QuickDraw

    Cat Fan

    I believe this is off a Fake Nokia advertisement. Go here. Please think of the kittens. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  15. QuickDraw

    AGE!!??

    37 years old, Jumping for 13 months.....i don't know which one i'm more annoyed about. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  16. Must be worrying, what with all them cob-webs and other dangers in the garden. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  17. Damn....i thought the killing kittens thing was folklore, i feel so ashamed of myself. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  18. That's what they want you to think....the matrix has you..... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  19. Try here. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  20. Good luck dude, and remember...relax & enjoy. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  21. After reading about your scrape...i think you should keep your eye on this. ....just remember who pointed you this way. ps...we need some 'insider monkeys' too. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  22. QuickDraw

    GOOD VIBES

    Try tapping it back in with a hammer, and break out the cheeseburgers. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning
  23. Hmm....Neigh... that's an unusual Scottish name. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning