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Yep...69 units ahead of you ACOr.1 IRON (ICQ name) -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

This is one i got in my E-mail Don't know if it is true or if it has already done the rounds. This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

May be worth trying your local DZ, they must know / or have contacts in the buisness. Probably no good to you as i am in the UK. But here you go anyway. http://www.navigatortravel.co.uk/ -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Appreciate the information guys, ain't quite been with the program lately. I have booked the whole of december off at work, will sort the flights out this week. I may be staying in the bunkhouse while i'm there. Mildew ain't a problem either i will be bringing my own. ...Yeah that sleeping bag has seen some action. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

What the hell is a salad ?...whilst were on about it -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

ROFL -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

I will be using rental stuff anyway. I just need to get in touch with them to sort out some details though. Cheers anway dude. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Does anyone have anymore info on this dz (in spain) other than the reviews ? Can't seem to get in touch with them by e-mail at the moment. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

we are reconfirming via email that your IQ Test score was: 132 -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Water bra's ? Are they like water biscuits ? "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Factory worker in light engineering, CNC operator/programmer, some cad qualifications. *yawn* feeling sleepy yet ? "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

I blame Emily Pankhurst for all this. "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Sorry i'm late...LMAO "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Leanardo Da Vinci (history) Kittinger (702mph 100,000 feet+) Olav Zipser (freefly) Fatality percentages (safety) Boogies (fun & dropzones) BASE (extreem stuff) Equipment ($$$$) Your experiences "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Just incase you don't get it. "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Welcome to the world of XP. "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Classic post dude, Billvon will be proud of you. That should be sewn into every container by law. "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

For some reason this "seems" even more painfull than usuall, probably due to the humanity involved here. Respect & more Respect. ~BSBD~ "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Any more room on that fence dude ? "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

And form Icarus's web-site Think i'm gonna take the 5th amendment on this one. Good vibes on the way. "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

ROFL. That is one cool site dude. "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Why don't you stop bathing for a few weeks ? A nice polyester football top will speed things up too. I think she will be the one who cancels the "date". "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Hehe.. that was one of the first sites i ever found. Damn lucky to still be alive though. http://www.deadmike.com/index.html "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Well done John..i bet that grin will take a few weeks to wipe off Looking at going back to sebastian in 3 weeks for a fortnight, will keep you all posted. "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.

Amen to that. "Bart, stop pestering satan" - Marge Simpson.