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Dammit girl i was joking. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

That's some of the most sentimental advertising i think i have ever seen. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Anywhere interesting ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

I am of the same opinion as far as the tempo go's, i tried stalling the canopy on my (only) reserve ride and found it would not, it was then i realized it was my last chance and maybe it was not a good idea to try, i also ran out of arms on the flare too, although i was told afterwards that sometimes you can take another wrap of the brakes if needed. (is that right??) I was more surprised at the fact that i had no idea (or had not asked) what i was to expect from a reserve canopy, in hindsight i think it should have crossed my mind.....as i am sure i was never drilled on what happens after you pull silver. Glad it worked out ok for you in the end dude, and the pictures you posted are priceless. Looking at them with tired eye's (been a long day) it still took me a moment to see what was wrong so don't beat yourself up too much about it. You lived, you learned & most importantly...you shared. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Maybe you could start a fart collection. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

I remember having a conversation like this with an ex.... Although that was about masturbation. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Was you drinking water ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Cigarette anyone ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Depends what you want to do, if you are going for something specific like balloon jumps or stuff that requires a set amount of jumps, then maybe you might need to re-consider. I went to Spain to finish my AFF just before the annual christmas boogie started, my initial concerns was the amount of air traffic, separation etc.... mainly because of my low jump numbers. But if you are up for having fun...just go I will be going back for the easter boogie in April with my 53 jumps.....my only concerns this time ? That it will not be as awesome as the last one. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Way to go Dude. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Subject: Prawn joke Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries bout being eaten..." As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted", and lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time went on (as it invariably does...) and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realise that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back so, lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again. "Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked. " Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed." Punch line >"I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again Christian".< LMFAO -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

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You don't realize how relieved i was to discover them initials (which are the same as mine) did not belong to me. My mother was not best pleased either when i phoned her up and asked her to pick me up and take me home at 3:30 am. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Alex ? Alex ? Who the f**k is Alex ? Nice to meet you to Will. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Make that 3 of us... Still a little fuzzy around the edges here. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

37 in March. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

That was unfortunate timing I just changed my signature and realized what the last post up there looks like now. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

All the best dude. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

I was always told "If you are good at something, you should be encouraged to do it" Needless to say i have never needed any encouragement. The answer to you question btw is yes...... -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Stacy, Max is a babe,

Is his dad in that line of work then ? -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Soilent Green....Yummy. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

My Penis. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

On my budget, i don't have much choice. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning

Tell them you post on here, and your username is Crazy Thomas. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning