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Everything posted by Darktreader
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nooooow I know where those came from...thnks man ;> "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Math done the proper way...agreed? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Poker dealer, part time for some big wigs near where I live. Pays not great but I get access to all thier toys!! "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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theres a difference? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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dont you? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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I cant wait to try this one out as well... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..
Darktreader replied to Darktreader's topic in The Bonfire
when I heard you liked 15 year old boys I just thought its was sexual... I didnt know it was like that... "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" -
I love this!! forgive if its a repost! http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=23818413 "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water..
Darktreader replied to Darktreader's topic in The Bonfire
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1438724.html Snapping turtle bit boy's penis Police divers are hunting a snapping turtle that bit a 15-year-old boy on the penis in an alpine lake. They believe the turtle had probably been dumped in the lake at Grossweil in Bavaria by its owner after it got too big for its tank. They say the animals, that are natives to North America and are illegal to own in Germany, usually avoid human contact unless cornered. They are puzzled as to why the turtle should have attacked the teenage swimmer. The boy was bitten through the swimming trunks on his private parts and then bitten again on the hand as he tried to scramble out of the water. He realised what it was that was attacking him when the turtle latched onto his finger, leaving a deep wound that needed several stitches. Snapping turtles can reach a weight of six stone and live for 80 years, but police believe that if they failed to catch the latest turtle escapee it will not survive through the winter when the lake freezes over. Despite the hot weather locals have been avoiding the lake since the incident, but so far there has been no further sign of the turtle and the hunt by police divers has been unsuccessful. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" -
It really comes down to four types of guys, those that would-those that wouldn't admit it, but would-those in a stable relationship and that's the only reason they wouldn't, and those that are gay
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25 sec on try one 31 sec after about 5 min I am done "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Thats funny...I guess I can share a story as well...about 12 years ago I was welding at a job site and a spark had landed in my crotch area and managed to burn thru my jeans, boxers and right onto the head...ouch! now thats not the bad part. What really ruined my day was the fact I worked for my father and after my screaming subsided I actaully had to show the burn to my dad so he could assess the situation. Guys I dont know about hot wax...but hot metal does NOT stimulate or arouse. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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shes needs some sun...but cute "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!" "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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This one I wish woulda happened YEARS ago when they where in there prime...but still I think its good match up. 5 years ago I say 2nd round KO for Tito if he could keep roy from running that long. Now I feel like a late round knock out or maybe a decision. They both have waaaaay to much rust on them. What do you think? "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. Can of coffee, and A 1 lb. Package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You MUST be single." I was a bit startled by th is proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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when cougars get old or injured they have to go after older, slower, fatter prey or steal anothers kill Ouch that is harsh....She musta been really rough. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Funny you mention "The Farm" several times and even give a date yet you dont mention "Georgia" any where . hmmm just wondering lol "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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"I'm looking for my cousin goes by the name of Kunta Kentay...aka TOBY!" "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Cutest gay couple – turtle & jelloj OMG I am SHOCKED! All these years I never knew my own brother.... Its ok guys you can come out of the closet now your secrets out. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Traits First born- perfectionist, reliable, conscientious, list maker,well organized, hard driving, natural leader, critical, serious, scholarly, logical, dosen't like surpries, love computers. HAHAHA you've obviously never met Thanatos340 As for my self being the baby: yeah umm I am just gonna keep my mouth shut. Baby- manipulative, charming, blames others, attention seeker, tenacious, people person, natrual sales person, precocious, engaging, affectionate, loves surprises. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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I think gene simmons thinks alot likle trump! all about the money "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Close enough in numbers to stir up a debate...so far 34 women to 43 men have voted....hopefully at around 100 we can see close to even numbers. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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IMO cheating= anything you do with another person that you would not want your S.O. to do with another person. Or any contact you know would not ok with your S.O., had to add that last one in for those who who say Oh yeah sure I wouldnt have minded if she slept with that girl so I can...lol "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"
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Typically women are more apt to be financially dependant on a man, so getting caught could be a worse situation. Not in all cases but alot. As well as physical size and the worry of physical harm. You hear in the news alot about the husband coming home to find the wife cheating and killing them both, not too often to you hear bout a women walking in and beating them both or killing them. "Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"