PLFXpert

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  1. What she said! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  2. While I see the point you might be trying to make... A wedding ring can't stop someone from taking your house. A prenup might, but... My "boyfriend" of seven years and I do/buy everything together. We are partners in every sense of the word. I'm confident karenmeal is smart enough to make her own/good decisions.
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    Bikers

    I wonder if there's an "I hate skydivers" thread in the bikers' forum. Then all would be fair & balanced in the world. There are punk bikers, punk skydivers, punk Democrats, punk Republicans, punk rich, punk poor, & Punky Brewster--my personal favorite. Come on; it's just a fantasy, you know. Uh oh! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  4. I keep up with the Joneses but I'm not a TMZ-surfing, US weekly-reading ravenous celeb nut. So, I didn't hear of anyone speaking negatively about her looks from that performance. But, when BZ got home, I mentioned how terrible the performance was and he said they talked non-stop on talk radio about how out-of-shape she was. "Out of shape" as in unhealthy--maybe. But, aesthetically??? Lord, the woman has had two babies recently. What's more freaky is the women who show up six weeks after labor walking down the Victoria's Secret runway. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  5. Whatever it was, it would have been WAY better for her to pull-out at the last minute and make-up some excuse. People would have talked about it, but not like they'll talk about this. This isn't going to your office job anyways when you're sick/high/depressed/whatever. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  6. Sarah Silverman bombed, too. Normally she makes me laugh a time or two. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  7. Oh my gosh, me too! I never watch award shows, much less DVR them. I DVR'd this one only to see Britney--which is weird b/c I was never a fan. I'm normally not so sensitive to the plight of the celebrity but, for some reason I really want to see the downward Britney spiral on the up again. Oh, it was so bad. SO bad. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  8. I have an old friend who moved near and I invited her to the dog park where we take Cruz. She has a foo-foo pooch, but to her credit she came. She arrived in exactly that skirt. I must say; it's more appropriate for an airplane than dog park. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    The Secret

    Super. PM when you've become a billionaire off other people's sweet naivete. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    The Secret

    Monavie is great for nutrition. It doesn't cure cancer any more than anything else over-the-counter. You guys are nuts. I mean that in the nicest possible way. Edit: I'll stick to pomegrantes. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    The Secret

    The one with the biggest house I've even seen (and gaudy as all hell) with diamond shapes on his gate. Oh, and he's into Monavie now. It actually does work for some people, but...you know, I need my beauty sleep at night. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    The Secret

    Dude. I live less than five minutes away from the Amway King! It is REAL! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  13. I believe he who is underestimated has the upper-hand. I work with those who enjoy spouting their accomplishments & qualifications. I'm no fan of Jessica Simpson--but I agree it can work in one's favor to play dumb at times. Let the "fucktard" be a fucktard. Only raise a stink if said fucktard points a finger at you. Keep your job
  14. Me! Love it--even more than skydiving. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Latest Ebike

    I can't help it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  16. Take garmet, throw in trash, buy another. If the stain doesn't come out easily, chances are you'll ruin the fabric and leave a hole or pills or discoloration where you attempted something more harsh. Clothes come and go. There will always be new favorites. It sucks when something happens but, what can you do? Billy once spilled green paint on my favorite cashmere tank I had hanging in the laundry room. Bless his heart; he felt awful and tried removing the paint with mineral spirits. I still have no idea how he did that. Our laundry room is not green. It's "beach basket" (a neutral). You move on. It was so funny. I didn't care. Even if it wasn't funny, I don't think I've ever cared THAT much about a garment--and I LOVE clothes. Just look at it as a great excuse to go shopping.
  17. There's only one thread I can remember that was recycled before I could even read the response/s that lead it to its death. I would have LOVED to read it at the time. Never got to see it, though. Two minutes later, I couldn't have given a rats ass aboutit. (It was in the Women's Forum.) It's funny some people actually care longer than two minutes. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  18. Ha! Again, I agree with 'Chelle. Just one more inch, though--not a couple. I LOVE tall. Tall men. Tall women. I LOVE tall. I've known men who love short women. I hate to say it, but I know very few women who love short men. Of course, I don't have many short friends. I'm in love with a man who is only 5'9", though--by far the shortest man I've ever dated. And the only one I fell in love with so...go figure. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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    Women

    Women do the same thing. I agree with 'Chelle. It's preference. There is no rhyme or reason. If you're not someone's type, who cares? The grass always seems greener. You know, growing up two of my closest friends were Puerto Rican and Columbian--both phenomenally gorgeous. And, jokingly, it was always the same story between us: "Guys always go for the blonde all-american beauty." "Are you fucking kidding me? Do you know how many guys spout off to me about loooooving the Brazilian or 'exotic' type." And by the way, neither of my two said friends were hurting for dates. One was our homecoming queen three years in a row!!! Obviously someone has hurt you. You're allowed to feel sad--but just for a moment. After that, suck it up, and realize there are a billion fish in the sea that think you're fucking hot. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  20. I'm fucking awesome; I fart when I run, too. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
  21. Every response must start with: "I'm fucking awesome; I..." So, what's up, fools? No, I'm not going to later say what I just did that's fucking awesome. It's called "irony". Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.