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People laugh, but my purse is like my emergency kit. It's not very big, but I could live off of the clothes on my back and what's in my purse for AT LEAST a week! Pain pills? Yup. Mini tool kit? Yup. Floss? Yup. He he he...the list goes on, but all are small travel-size and with my wallet full of good stuff and my travel-size mascara, I'm ALWAYS good to go, in case I decide not to go home. I also ALWAYS keep a bikini, a towel, and a pair of tennis shoes in my car at all times. You'd be surprised how often you need a towel. A bikini b/c there's just too many great creeks and rivers in Florida to pass up a good swim, and tennis shoes, for whatever...b/c I don't wear shoes unless I have to, and when I do, they usually have stiletto heals, not great for hiking Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he...well, to give them all away would take too long. But, I might even be getting PAID to help people manage such things in the near future...some great positions have been offered. It's funny...I usually have it pretty together so it would be fun to help others do the same, if they were interested. I've had to keep track of my own shit for years, so it just comes naturally I guess...but silly things like putting my car keys in the fridge really makes people laugh for some reason....but hey, at least I'm not the one who forgets her lunch and then is left w/ the companyh potato chips and soda! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Yes, I have a lot of tricks to not forget things Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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No, silly....at home, I'd always forget to take my lunch w/ me to work, so when I put my keys in the fridge, I can't forget to take my lunch, b/c I can't leave the house w/out my keys. Same thing at work...I brought my lunch today with REALLY GOOD STUFF in it, but then, b/c it's the day before Christmas Eve, everyone brought in a dish...MMMMMM...so, to make sure I didn't forget to bring my lunch back home, I put my keys in the fridge. I brought too good of stuff to let go to waste over the Christmas break! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Everyone at work is making fun of me...they couldn't figure out why there was a set of car keys in the refridgerator. Doesn't anyone else do that if you don't want to forget something, like your lunch, on your way out? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Ha ha ha! I sing that one, too! Where do I begin? Is there a jingle I DON'T sing? Probably not. I find most people think it's funny, though, when they hear me singing them. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Hello! Are we all forgetting about the weekend numbers???
PLFXpert replied to skygal3's topic in The Bonfire
Yea, we only got the Skyvan for our first jump of the morning...after that it was booked up for 3 hours so we had to ride the porters, too. First we rode the poka-dotted one, then the green one. The green one was SO NICE inside...I felt like the Princess Di of skydivers riding in that thing! Oh, and there was a guy riding on my load whose three rings were not hooked through each other correctly. He had already jumped it like that once that day. When we noticed it on the porter, a friend fixed it. WHEW! Please, people, do proper gear checks before you get on the plane. It makes for a very uncomfortable ride to altitude for me, if your shit is messed up. I like for everyone to be safe. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. -
Hello! Are we all forgetting about the weekend numbers???
PLFXpert replied to skygal3's topic in The Bonfire
:3:1 First horny gorilla exit. FUN! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. -
He he he...no worries, big boy...the years of copy-editing in me, can't help but point things out Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Oh yeah, like I'm really gonna send two rigs in an unlocked bag!
PLFXpert replied to quade's topic in The Bonfire
I heard about this on CNN....as if I wasn't ALREADY worried about traveling with gear. For graduation, my father gave me round trip tickets to anywhere I want to go in the continental U.S. (he's a true Patriot)...I want to go to plan a trip to Vegas, b/c although I've been to Nevada, haven't been there since I was about 14, not old enough for Vegas. I REALLY WANT TO GO (and I hear there's a GREAT place to BASE near Vegas.) I don't care if I have to show up at the airport a damn week early to walk through with my rig as a carry on. I'll do it. It really worries me to check it. I want my baby safe with me, at all times! And, especially with the new rule, there's no way in F*ck I'd check it, unless the airline signed an affidavit stating they'd reimburse me the 3k if they lost/damaged it. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back. -
I don't know why I kept reading...somehow, after the first mention of a cat, I knew it would end horribly MEEEEAAAN! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I bought one for BZ for Christmas...he didn't previously have an altimeter, or a watch, so killed two birds with one stone. He also has an audible, though, so it's not his sole reliance. I've seen quite a few swoopers with them, but don't know how popular, in general, they are. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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Ha ha ha....NO! NOT telemarketing! But I tell ya, if telemarketers had these kind of offers, I never would have went to college Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he...I even knew the hand motions..."To the heart, tick-tock, ya don't, STOP STOP." Ha ha ha! I was in third grade, though, when I listened to that Oh, but as credit to myself...I WAS the only third-grader who LOVED the Beastie Boys! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I was too little to know about pink floyd then...I was too busy singing, " Stop! Hammer time" and "Too legit, Too legit to quit!"...and "I wanna sex you up!" He he he...too busy rollerskating in the "reverse skate only" portion, jumping on my pogo ball, kicking ass as the first girl on my street to have inline skates, building forts and squeezing my glow worm. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he...my friend LOVES word of the day calenders and uses the word three times each day....as a gag gift...I bought her a fake one, with fake words. It was SO FUNNY to hear her...she didn't figure it out for a LONG time! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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MY CRIMPER!!! God, I used to crimp my hair EVERY DAY! Ha ha ha! Keep in mind I was still in my single digit years all through the 80s. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he....I LOVED Cyndi Lauper, tight rolled my jeans, wore the side pony tail, had a shirt clip for the side of my shirt...LOVED fringe w/ beads on the bottom of my shirt, sported the tie-dyed jeans rolled up above my knees....ha ha ha....geez! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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OK...I know I watch too much TV at night....but did anyone else see, "I love the 80s" on VH1 last night? OMG, everything from the rock-star mullets, to tight-rolling jeans, to EVERYTHING....I laughed my ass off b/c I was BORN in the 80s and did ALL THAT STUFF! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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I like good wrestling dogs...the kind that love to play wrestle, but are still SO GENTLE when they play-bite or roll around....I LOVE BIG softy's! Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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That's cute...our whole street jokes that I'm every dog in the neighborhood's "Auntie Carrie"...I LOVE animals, and LOVE taking my neighbor's dogs to the beach all the time. The neighbors LOVE it, too...ha ha ha. Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He he he....I was referring to potential employers....ha hah a.....but since you brought it up....would you like me to show you? Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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No, but in the "Advertise on DZ.com" banner, BZ is the center headdown freeflyer Had to tastelessly advertise that Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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SKYGAL.....EXACTLY! The key is ALWAYS being honest and yourself. I was worried about a personality test I took a while back for a different job...I was completely honest and when it asked questions like, "If there was a company rule, that you didn't agree with, would you: A: always follow it. B: sometimes follow it C: rarely follow it. D. never follow it." I put, C: rarely follow it....the whole test I answered THAT honestly. They called me RIGHT BACK and were like, 'HALLALUYAH! YOU'RE PERFECT FOR THE JOB!"...Ha ha ha....people appreciate honesty and confidence. And I'm with you, rarely do people ever genuinely have something to be arrogant about....ego's don't sit well with me...I like to play with them Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.
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He heh e....while I'm sure that's a respectable position...nope, won't be selling tampons...Ha ha ha....but I'll be looking forward to assisting you, Clay, if you're interested in my products It's really a GREAT offer and I'm lucky....but also, I haven't yet really dived into looking for a job yet, so I know what offers I've already had, via employers calling about my resume, but I still want to do a LOT more research, talking w/ potential employers, etc. to make sure I'm getting EXACTLY what I want. I don't look at it as me getting interviewed...I look at it as me interviewing employers for who can offer me the closest to what I'm looking for. And then I'll work my ass off for them in return, as I've always had good work ethic. This job comes pretty damn close though....so I'm stoked I just posted cause' I thought the phone thing was kinda funny Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.