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    Ok, you asked for my 2 cents, here it is: Wearing a boogie bracelet after the boogie is over says to me that this person is a low timer is trying to act like they are trying to impress other people because they went to a boogie. It's like those people who do one tandem and they wear a closing pin necklace all the time. So I guess that you do a full and complete background check before you ship out a 3-ring necklace to all persons ordering them. No you take thier $20 and mail away without checking with USPA that that D-104 number is valid. Sorry if that was harsh but if you are going to talk and hawk merch at the same time.....duck. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Yes it's weird but that's why we like you. Someone from our DZ wore theirs for a year and I know Robe & Timmy still have their CF08 bands on. Maybe it's just a Kansas thing, like sniffing your canopy.
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    Strip the drunk down & duct tape his ass to a tree. Take pictures. Post on pics on the Billy Vance thread here on DZ.com. Everyone will then be aware of the problem and either embarrassment or jumpers not jumping with him should solve the problem. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    I've been watching Sabado Gigante forever although I have no idea what they are saying. That dude is like the Jay Leno of Latin America and I dig the wee man with the old school wrastlin' mask. Until someone told me the meaning of Sabado, I was under the impression that the translated title of the show was GIANT HEAD because that host guy has a super-sized mellon. I pretty much just make up the dialogue in my head. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    I guess since our plane is getting the Wing-X mod starting yesterday, I'll spend the weekend warming my balls with propane & propane accessories. It's getting freakin' cold here and this clipper front has not even arrived yet. Sunday I'm playing box lacrosse with my team if I'm not too frozen to hit somebody. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Joe's Generic on 6th. Look for the barcode sign. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Your best bet here is to get with your local RIGGER and go over your order. He should show you everything and answer all your questions. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    I guess since you're the first one to notice, you win the lifetime membership chit and have to pay HQ beer. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Yes come to Dallas on the 23rd and we can all play with Nikki and stamp your boobs.
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    BEER! Congrats! It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    I was trying to watch the playoffs the other day and this old dude sat at the bar next to me and began rollin his own smokes. I tried to ignore him but you know how it goes. Next thing you know, out of his meth-mouth looking maw is..................... I'm an EX Navy SEAL I got up, fliped him a DZ card and said, see ya out there, and watched the rest of the game at the house. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Froze my ass off at the drive-in to see this when it came out and about the only thing I remember was the desert and I had to get the security to jump me because running the heater killed my battery. Not one of the better Cohen flicks Another movie that did a book justice was A River Runs Through It. I think they did Norman Maclean proud. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Remember no porn and Cheetos, Porn & cheetos....my GF read that and asked me if that would make your dick turn orange. I told her that the cheese in Cheetos actually prevents hair growth. I got the Wuffo What??? look. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Jump if it's not too windy. Get jumped if it is. Play a little indoor lacrosse on Sunday. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    I would check with your instructors. It would be up to them as they are the ones jumping with you and communicating in air with you. Full face helmets can limit your visibility in some cases and not allow you to see your handles if the helmet is of poor design or fits wrong. You also have to deal with fogging, icing, and other issues at times. So really this is a local DZ question that really can't be answered by the internet. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Sit for the C license if I can ever get that one-jump. Find a 150 main to fly. Nail the sit. Laugh my ass off with my DZ family while enjoying the best ride through life. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    IAD and worked the whole yellow card. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    140 for 2008, way less than the number of pack jobs for the year. Seems like 1 jump for every 4 pack jobs at this point Did get a coach rating but have not done any coach stuff since there are not many students in the winter. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Have the next five days off. Whoop! New Years the GF & I are going to a dinner theater that has a jazz show and party. And on the 1st, the local science museum has the traveling exhibition of dead plastisized bodies along with "The Scoop on Poop" and it's 5 bucks a ticket rather on Jan 1st instead of the usual jump ticket price. So I guess I'll start 2009 up to my neck in shit and dead bodies. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    I think you are talking about picture of Martin Myrtle(AC/DZ) & Jen Sharp(SDK). Pic on page 3 of this link http://www.aircapitaldropzone.com/photogallery.htm Jen is tiny but is an AFF/TI/DZO/Rigger and Coach Course Instructor. Pretty cool lady. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    Sabre 170 with about 150 jumps on it so far. I don't do crap to the nose, just let it hang. Quarter the slider and put it to the stops and make sure it stays there. Opens in 300' every time. I'm with U Terry, I want a positive opening. I read all the "horrors" before I purchased the canopy too. I really do enjoy flying it. Slow down, fly good body thru the opening, and you will be fine and learn skills that you will need when you decide to go for that great Stilletto deal later. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    :4:0 Winds and blowing snow Saturday but Sunday was nice: A nine-point 2way A Sesame Street letter T dive Some screwed up 4way where all I saw was Hobie's face laughing and Dan's knee right before it slamed my face A 10K XC sunset load with exit temp of 22. Took pics and tried to enjoy the "brisk" air. Wanted to throw on the strobe to get to 200 but everybody was into the beer after the XC. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama
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    If you are hanging with Charris Bowers and you have bite marks on your dick, then you are fucking drunk dude. It's called the Hillbilly Hop N Pop dude. If you're gonna be stupid, you better be tough. That's fucked up. Watermelons do not grow on trees! ~Skymama