wildblue

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  1. was this surgery day or something? They popped me with some valium, then before I knew it, I Was waking up with big wads of gauze in my mouth. I manage to get through 25 years of my life with no surgeries of any type. In the last 8 months I've been put under twice. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  2. umm.. maybe.. do you know a Dr. Hayden that sells gear? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  3. It's liberating, really. Besides, a) I don't think he has anything and b) if he did, I'm a lot bigger than him it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  4. Yes. I have blackmail material. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  5. dammit... where's Jess with my Shiner Bock? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  6. I thought that looked like a knuckle imprint on my jaw bone.... but I'm still trying to figure out what the receipt for $740 in my wallet is from..... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  7. I think I'd trade. At least then I can laugh at people and randomly change words in all their documnets and bookmark a bunch or porn sites for them... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  8. or with a big grill spatula? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  9. No, they're much more devious than that. And they wouldn't have given me any drugs. I probably would have woken up handcuffed too. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  10. Waking up in a haze, spitting blood out of your mouth, your mouth is all swollen, and you're missing a couple teeth. Not to mention, you can't eat anything solid for a few days, and not even something warm for a day or so. And I won't even get into the not being able to jump part of it. On the upside, I got a laugh out of the people in the dungeon post whoring K... more drugs and more sleep..... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  11. heh... I was going to do that a couple of posts ago You have to throw some and and in there.... Don't worry, I'm pretty sure there's some that never got it at all it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  12. (psst... soap opera - not 'terrible amateur porn plot') it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  13. Exactly. Another thing to remember - if there's insurance companies involved, they might be pressing the lawsuit, not the famliy. Question: If it turns out that this mysterious video shows him asking for permission, and getting it, and standing there in plan view the entire time* - how many of you are still going to call him a dumb-ass darwin award nominee? And then do you still see it as horribly wrong that his family file a lawsuit? I'm not sure you can just say "skydivers shouldn't sue other skydivers - we all know the risks" because there's exceptions to every rule, and there are some stupid ass skydivers out there too. *I don't think this is going to be the case, but you never know. Rod is human too, he may have fucked up. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  14. Hey Matt! Nice running into you out there. Thanks for the jumps! Watch that blast coming out of the Casa! 4am huh? Sounds like the pub crawl was a lot of fun. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  15. You know what the difference is between you and a sick duck? it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  16. wow... exact same here... Let's all get violently ill and go jumping The sky is so beautiful and clear today. This is one of those skies that poets write about. On the downside, it's 52 degrees.... but it'll warm up! Ok... how to go kill 7 more hours..... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  17. Are you calling sangiro a keyboard lobbing moistened bint? I think that qualifies as a personal attack.
  18. Ah yes, the way the weak prop-up their miserable existence. How they give meaning to their otherwise sad, pathetic lives. Umm... don't you have the smae camera I do? And at least my canopy isn't "fairy yellow" it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  19. That's genius, Dave, pure genius. Exit seperation? No longer a problem. Aircraft emergency, jettison the cargo. Notorious wind-breaker on the plane? Gone. First group takes too long in the door? Too bad, you're gone, deal with it. Scared student? Oops, sorry, wrong button, good luck. I'm not real sure I'm ok with this part. Someone is bound to get hungry. Or if it gets wet, well, that's no good. it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  20. Wow.... call me a slacker and throw me a pitiful "god, and you call yourself a skydiver" look, and you might just have a sale! it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  21. I missed my calling... I should have been in marketing. My strategy: insult and berate people until they buy something from you.
  22. Around... just been really busy lately, not posting much. And I may note, this thread hasn't been up for 5 minutes and has 30 views already it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  23. Now that I've got your attention (you people rubberneck at accidents on the highway too, don't you?) go to The Pub and buy sangiro a beer (or a jump) through the paypal button at the bottom. And/or buy a t-shirt ($4 from every shirt going to JFTC) C'mon you slugs - you've probably been paid for all the time you've wasted when you're supposed to be working, so it's not rightfully your money anyway.
  24. .. she might even make you say her name... backwards. (don't ask) it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality
  25. Easy Viking.... she'd break you in half and leave you crying for your mother... it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality