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  1. TequilaGirl
    I sold all my gear two years ago and I am back jumping again....it is not smart to take a two year lay-off and come back jumping a 97 Stiletto - I sold my gear - b/c I didn't want the temptation of trying to jump it again.....
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    Your right - I did trick you that night - I had three people hold you down while I poured the alcohol in your mouth.....
  3. TequilaGirl
    How do you know I am not planning to come to Denver next month???? Where is my invitation???? And it is your turn to come visit me - I am still recovering from that damn Adventure Race Derek tried to kill me on.....
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    Shari don't forget we are roommates in Eloy.....I would hate to super glue your ass to the toilet and steal your tunnel time....and don't worry - I will tell everyone you drank too much the night before and you are too busy throwing up in the bathroom - they will believe me - given your most recent behavior at a certain party......
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    If your finger is truly disfigured - maybe you should give me your tunnel time next weekend - after all I will already be in Eloy.....
  6. TequilaGirl
    The next time you come over to my house - you are going to have to sign a waiver!!!!!!!!
  7. TequilaGirl
    Since you just admitted you bled all over my deck....you better get your ass over to my house and clean it up....oh and while you are there - fill up the beer fridge....
  8. TequilaGirl
    Go for it Shari.....I will Amber all prepped and ready for court.....BTW - what exactly are your damages again????? I believe your "wound" did not even require a bandaid.....
  9. TequilaGirl
    Your lucky I haven't bitten you - given all the times you have grab my ass at the DZ......
  10. TequilaGirl
    Shari you grabbed my cat's ass.....she doesn't like it when you grab her ass - so she gummed you.....funny thing is you kept going back for more.....
  11. TequilaGirl
    Kelli next she is going to say my 10 pound Pug drowned her - b/c she licked her face....LOL!!!!!
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    LOL - I will bring you a picture of Amber to put on you mantle.....
  13. TequilaGirl
    Just so everyone knows - this BEAST only weighs 10 pounds....and gummed Shari to death.....
  14. TequilaGirl
    I am sure Amber would be up for the challenge....she loves dogs.....
  15. TequilaGirl
    You have witnessed first hand how sweet and loving Amber is....I was justing thinking about the day Amber decided to love on Foxy in the corner of my dining room.....
  16. TequilaGirl
    As usual Shari has left out the fact that my cat has no claws and has no teeth....she has also left out the fact that my cat gave her several "back off" growls before she "attacked" - also there are no witnesses to this so-called "attack"....and yes I did laugh at her and continued drinking my beer....I believe I also called her a "wuss"....
  17. TequilaGirl
    Yes you can at my house!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  18. TequilaGirl
    LOL - Jim that was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. TequilaGirl
    LOL - I love sitting on your shoulder.....
  20. TequilaGirl
    The children won't starve - if the fucked up mother gets sterilized.....
  21. TequilaGirl
    It is not my fault you suck....
  22. TequilaGirl
    What is with the "we" crap - you were dancing all by your lonesome......
  23. TequilaGirl
    I have a dinner engagement to attend - but after that - sure.....how many times in a row have I beat you now......Bring it Biotch...........
  24. TequilaGirl
    She forgot how to play pool too.......
  25. TequilaGirl
    Hey dumb ass - how is the ankle.....LOL!!!!!!!!!!