Esquilax

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  1. The Cat Yawned...What should I do? Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  2. Esteemed assembly: Anyone agree with the statement that a well-placed double tap from a pistol shooting .22LR can be an effective home defence solution? Some insist on .40 at least, perhaps .45ACP. Is the 22 a target plinker only? Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  3. Lost my UK-US dictionary. WTF is (a) Crimbo? Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  4. Probably take a dump or two, perhaps duct tape the cat to the ceiling, maybe drown a few preschool children, then go out for sushi. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  5. More reason for private citizens to carry firearms. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  6. You think you need to use it in order to be a victim of the laws? Guess again: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cory_Maye I'd believe the cop over some lowlife drug dealer. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
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    Dogs..

    Ooops. Sorry, need reading comprehension refresher classes. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
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    Dogs..

    Funny how if a cat is hurt, it's funny, but a dog--damn, you'd think someone carved a baby's heart out with a spoon... Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  9. I really don't care either way. Legalize it or not, I give less than a shit. People should stop whining when they get caught breaking a well-publicized law. If you want to not go to jail over pot laws, change the law or don't break it. Although I doubt most stoners are organized enough to effectively engage the legislative process. Kinda hard when your world revolves around spray cheese and Teletubbies. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  10. And they cry that they cannot get stoned. Wah. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  11. ...and until it is legal innocent taxpayers are going to be caught up in gang wars funded by drug profits. http://www.nowpublic.com/crime/two-six-surrey-murder-victims-were-innocents-caught-gang-hit I'm not debating the morality of the law, just the state of it. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  12. As functional as a car? Until it is cheaper, more available than, and as functional as a traditional IC-powered car, it's gonna be DOA. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
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    Dogs..

    Dogs have feet. Cats have feet. Coincidence? Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  14. Didja dress as a bat when you did so? Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  15. I've a friend who just adopted a persian kitten. Need help naming her. What is "Cat" in Persian Farsi? Thx Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  16. Now run the numbers on the feasibility for someone making $35,000/yr before taxes who has a family to support. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  17. One *can*, but it doesn't leave much for the stewpot... I'm just in it for the video.
  18. Can one hunt deer with claymore mines? Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  19. Great! Now make them affordable to the average American worker and we've kicked the Saudi oil barons in the junk permanently. Until then it's all academic to those of us not making $100,000+/yr. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  20. I enjoy hunting whitetail deer with a circular saw. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  21. Huh...I was going to guess Chlamydia... Congrats. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  22. Until it is legal, expect to be punished if caught and convicted. No whining. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  23. Does that go for all Scientologists or just him? Do you also boycott any movie with Forest Wittaker or John Travolta? What about Jews? Do you boycott those as well or are you OK with Jews? Non-sequitor. I boycott Cruise for his actions and words, not his beliefs. He can believe in Xenu all he wants, but when he starts in on how all non-scientologists are terrible, ignorant people, I change the channel. P.S. Fuck Scientology. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  24. a 9mm slug in the shitbag Bully's head usually does the trick. Payback is a motherfucker. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.
  25. And exactly what does any of that have to do with him being a meat puppet on a screen? Go ahead and dislike the guy for his personal viewpoints, but it has nothing to do with his on-screen performance or the subject matter in this movie. True, but all I said was that if Cruise is in it, I boycott. It could win best picture at the Oscars...I'd still avoid it because of him. Ostriches and rheas are the only birds that urinate and defecate separately. They read Parachutist while doing #2.