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A child's bedtime snack when compared to a "Ye Olde 96er" at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub (6 pounds of meat...picture attached). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Maybe someday but right now the magic 8-ball says "unlikely". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'd try it but am not actively pursuing it or anything. It looks like something I'd get bored with very quickly. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

...:1:1 One jump, a flour bombing. I missed the peas by ~4 ft, but someone else missed 'em by ~2 ft. One case of beer for, um, running down the runway with no shoes on. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Intentional deaths is a different Animal. Murder is done by a person with looking to harm and using some tool whether it is a knife, gun, or his/her own hands. Again.... Guns don't kill people.... People kill people! I agree that people kill people, regardless of what weapon they choose to accomplish that task. However the data listed are used to support a contention that doctors are 9000 times more dangerous than gun owners, yet only accidental deaths are used to arrive at that conclusion. In determining how dangerous a group of people is, intentional deaths caused by that group should not be ignored (unless of course there is an additional contention that murderers aren't dangerous.) Gang members often times own guns. They sometimes use those guns. It's more than likely that the number of people intentionally killed by those guns is dramatically higher than the number of people accidentally killed by those guns. But that doesn't make those people (a subset of the group "gun owners") less dangerous. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Intentional deaths (as opposed to accidental) have no bearing on how dangerous a person or group of people is? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I also get hot listening to that twangy guitar sound they play in porno movies. Dammit...that was gonna be my answer! Now I'll have to go with the background music in soap operas, but porn music still gets my first vote. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm with you. I suspect he's guilty, but I haven't heard anything that put it beyond a reasonable doubt. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Could we remove their access to nuclear weapons for one week every month? Blues, Dave Dude! I was just thinking the same thing... "Congratulations on your election Mrs. President. Please let me know what decorative changes you'd like us to make to the Oval Office. The only furnishing that must stay is the walnut armoire that contains your 4-year supply of Paxil." Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Could we remove their access to nuclear weapons for one week every month? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Maybe I will. If enough people complain about enough things, perhaps the FCC will be compelled to re-examine their role and stop being so reactionary. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

When was the last time you used your appendix? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I can't say what Moore thinks, but I consider the fact that GWB can't run again to be a good thing because it means the Republicans will have an opportunity to nominate a good candidate for the job. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Disappointed. I would be compelled to stop doing things I do enjoy and start doing things I don't enjoy, the meaning of life question would be answered anti-climactically, and I'm not real enthused about spending eternity anywhere, much less in the company of either heaven or hell's caretakers. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Neither. It wouldn't change my outlook on life at all. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm a few months out of a long-term relationship and am having to start over like an 18-year old in the "stuff" department. I moved into a house a couple weeks ago and have been shopping like crazy furnishing it, but it's kinda crazy how much stuff we use without really thinking about it. Every trip to the grocery store costs twice as much as it should when you realize you don't have everything you need (e.g. a colander or cheese grater for the mac & cheese I was planning). Last night I got home from work and there was a new microwave sitting on my porch. I can now cook meals big enough to save leftovers.

That's hooky jumps not hooker jumps! You know, the kind where you sneak out of the office to make a mid-day, mid-week jump without anyone being the wiser? I love 'em a lot more than a simple lunch break (though running home for a nooner ranks right up there too). I snuck out of the office to make a jump this morning into a high school football stadium. It was recessed & I had fun navigating down the slope between the trees & light poles. The kids, veterans, and retired folks all went nuts. All the local news crews were there, but my boss is out of town and won't be able to watch the news tonight. Anyhow, just thought I'd let all of you who were slaving (or postwhoring) away at the office this morning know that some of us managed to sneak away and get a fun jump in. As you were. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I recruit for and help out household hazardous waste collections a couple times every year. I've also been known to help on search parties when kids go missing. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Swam with dolphins (in the wild, while naked) Rode out a storm that was blowing 110 steady & gusting 135 while in a 77' boat 150 miles from shore Climbed a mountain in Alaska then slid down the face using rain gear as my sled Dove off a 75 ft. cliff Disarmed a guy with a knife who was convicted of murdering someone with that knife the night before. Been barefootin' (waterskiing without skis) Caught a 237 lb fish with just a length of rope, a piece of microline, and a hook Got lost while snowboarding out of bounds by myself (only for a couple hours) Got shot in the eye with a bb gun just like my mother said I would Went swimming in a bay in Siberia, in November, at night Remotely handled material so radioactive that a couple seconds of unprotected exposure would be fatal Exceeded 50 mph on a skateboard Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

The liberals aren't out of power, it's just different liberals in power. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Personally I have three requirements (In addition to the pre-req that I know the lurker and their abilities). One - Do not take me or my camera out. Two - Stay the hell away from my drogue, bridle, and handles. Three - If you are having trouble with fallrate and cannot be level with or slightly lower than me by 6000 feet, I better see you tracking away. If I look up at 5900 feet and someone is still higher than me and not tracking, they'll get an earful on the ground and never lurk another tandem of mine. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Little Johnny catches his dad working alone in the garage and asks him, "Dad, what does a vagina look like?" Dad wasn't quite prepared for this question yet and stammers a bit before replying, "Well son, umm, I guess that depends. Are you talking about before a woman has intercourse or after she has intercourse?" Johnny thinks for a second, not really sure how to respond, and then says, "Well, before she has intercourse I guess." Dad replies, "Oh, well, have you ever seen a perfect rose, first thing in the morning, the petals nicely spread with tiny little beads of dew on them? That's what a vagina looks like." Johnny's not quite satisfied with the visualization this description prompts, and replies "Well, umm, then what does it look like AFTER she has intercourse." Quick on the response this time, Dad replies, "Have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonnaise?" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

See my post earlier in this thread. I don't think rodeo qualifies as it's own discipline, but I've done my share of them and had a blast. You don't mind being on top do you? Bummer about the rig requirement though...mine was made to fit me perfectly at 6'0". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints or LDS(Mormons) does not and has not condoned nor practiced Polygamy in a very long time. It is against the law of the land and our Prophets have declared it for intents and purposes... For "my" lack of actual terminology we'll call it "Dead Doctrine", and any members of the church practicing, attempting to practice will be held accountable and excommunicated. There are however certain splinter groups who call themselves LDS, Mormon, Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints ------ or ect... Who are not following the laws of the land, much less church teachings/doctrine and who are "NOT" of our church. Well the question still applies then. Are those "splinter groups" or "sects" or whatever being denied their freedom to practice their religion? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

LOL - New women to skydiving have the easiest built-in pick-up line in the world. The male skydivers who will turn down a "Hey, could you help me with my (insert skill here)?" are an incredibly rare breed. Even the guys with half your jumps and zero experience at that particular skill will give it a shot. That said...what do you need coaching with? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)