livendive

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  1. My circle of friends are the best trailer trash a guy could ever ask for. You all should be doing Wal-Mart ads! FYI - The "investigation" into Sunday night's ruckus at the DZ started bright and early Monday morning...with a call to me! See ya this weekend. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. I'm up for at least a good laugh...Bring it! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. You like real chocolate? With whipped cream? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. Hmmm...I wonder if I can find anything better than Hershey's. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. I thought being a whuffo was like being a virgin, i.e. you can't go back to being one. It's Dave, silly! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    DZ Honeys!

    Alright, you twisted my arm into letting you twist my arm.
  7. That's even better than Canuck's response. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    DZ Honeys!

    Oil, mud, or jello? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    DZ Honeys!

    Can I watch? Please allow me to refer you to my avatar. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. Any skydiver worth his salt will have at least a few left. well...if you know someone with a stash tell them to send them to me Can't help ya. Although my script is for more than I need, it's for Norco, not Vicodin. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    DZ Honeys!

    And the first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. That brunette girl who was eavesdropping when Tony told Edgar he was his go-to man is up to no good. She wasn't real happy with Erin Driscoll either, but for a good reason (wanted her to stop torturing Chloe if I remember correctly). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. Could you repeat that sweetie? I didn't quite hear you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. Chloe's not annoying, she's hot!! (in a nerdy sort of way) I wish they'd brought Elisha Cuthbert back this season, say, in a bikini-clad non-speaking role. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. And you wonder why your dating life sucks ... Not really. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. My daughter isn't allowed on another DZ till she's either married or decides she's a lesbian. The vidiots who couldn't keep their eyes off her when I brought her out on her 16th birthday ruined it for the rest of you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. I've got an almost in the other direction...dated a 30 year old when I was 18. She wasn't as cute as the girls my age, but damn she had skills! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. Any skydiver worth his salt will have at least a few left. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Hey, I just turned 36 a couple months ago and didn't even make the connection. I realized that I've now been an "adult" longer than I was a child, but didn't think of the sex with someone half my age possibility. Gonna have to go find one (and make sure she doesn't meet my 16 year old daughter!) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. I get what you're saying, I just think you're being a bit overdramatic. If you're already paying one of your employees 6.75/hr, than the Dem bill would have only forced you to raise his wages by $0.50/hr, or about $80/month (it's still something, but not as bad as $350/month). I just don't get why you're getting all shrill and claiming you'd have to lay off three employees to cover that cost. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. LOL Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. I don't know about sitting in the bottle...my vicodin usually loses its potency a few hours after I eat it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. The three of you? Two words: VIDEO SLOT! Now where's that killing kittens at work thread? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. I thought she just broke a glass something or other and slit her wrists. Last night they made it pretty clear there's still a bigger threat, but didn't hint at what it was. Since we did the nuclear bomb 2 season ago, and have already covered the nuclear meltdown angle this season, I wouldn't be surprized if it was dirty bombs. Then again, the defense contractor's role hasn't completely materialized, so it might be something really high-tech (given they have an EMP generator just sitting in their basement). My only other thought is maybe something that targets our financial institutions (electronically) with a goal of completely devastating our economy. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. Yeah, I've learned that one. Do women even understand women? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)