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Dammit! I had a gf who performed her part of the festivities without hesitation last year. This year I guess I'll have to celebrate Steak and JO day. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Her! Her!.... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

No injuries I hope! No, I just couldn't see letting him sell it to anyone else. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I learned that trying out a friend's wingsuit can make for a very expensive jump. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I don't think I can accurately describe it. All I know is it's completely intoxicating. During it and for sometime after, all I can see, smell, or think of, is the woman on the other end of it. Val said it well, where the kiss isn't enough. Anyhow, those kisses rock! (rare as they are) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm a salaried exempt employee, however I keep track of OT. If I work more than 8 hours in a week, I get straight time for it, however only those OT shifts that are more than 3 hours count towards that total...i.e. 2 hours a day times 5 days wouldn't pay me any OT. Anyhow, provided I meet the minimum, they divide my annual salary by 2,080 (hours in a normal work year) and pay me that amount times the hours of OT. At my last job, I got straight pay for every hour of OT, regardless of how many I worked in a day or week, but I was in the same situation as Weegegirl at that point (sub-contractor). I don't bitch about it....I held a job for 10 years that didn't pay a dime for OT, so straight time seems pretty sweet by comparison. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

My last one, my boss asked me into his office to ask me how much of my time he should bid on a request for proposals my client had just sent out. I said, "Well, funny that you should ask...I wouldn't bother bidding anything, because they've been bugging me for months to come in-house and I finally caved and accepted their offer yesterday." Considering I was billing more hours than any other employee, and he was also losing the client, he took it pretty well. Non-stop 15 hour days aren't worth it. I don't mind a week of them, or even a month, but several month's in a row is too much. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Ummm....no. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Fuck 1000, you should see my boobies. You've twisted my arm...OK.

Did you just say that RevJim's gonna get a horseshoe?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Mmmmm....catfood covered with mayonnaise. Enjoy. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Fuck 1300, you should have seen my 1000th. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yes it is. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

...forwarding this claim to Bozo and to Jan's ghost. You HAVE gotten rid of the pink truck, right? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Whether I ever run into you and/or claim the jump, you rock, Jeff.

I do...though I'm afraid of what kind of pictures the admission might get me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

OK, you didn't meet me...you ignored me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

she doesn't remember meeting me... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hey, you're the one advocating games...so you go ahead and play one with Bolas...I'll sit over here with Orchid. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm pretty sure that's a repost, but that girl's ass is worth looking at a second time.

I've been divorced for 15 years. Getting divorced at 21 was a sweet deal because we hadn't yet lived long enough to accumulate anything so there were no possessions to fight over. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Just the shoulders?! At my DZ, full body rubs aren't an uncommon occurence and don't require a free jump being offered. Shoulder rubs?....those are what you get from the person sitting behind you in a cramped 206. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

The question is pretty much whether YOU can force yourself to do anything. Are you truly free to pick any path through life? Or do your genetics and socialization (ongoing) determine the path you'll take for you? Is the decision whether or not you associate with your family one you actively make? Or is that behavior governed by the person you've become? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Anyone have a pet rabbit? I've had/known a few indoor rabbits, with full house roaming privileges. Do they make good pets? It kind of depends on how young you get them and how well you bond with them. They can be loving and very attentive, or more aloof than any cat you've ever met. How much personality do they have? Lots. Surprizingly enough, they have some fighting ability too. Introduce them to other pets gradually, lest the rabbit turn around and rip the other pet's face open with a swift kick and sharp claws. Annual food/vet costs? Food is cheaper than a cat, vet bills are similar, unless you get one with black nails which make it difficult to trim their nails at home. Special note: They have extremely thin skin...it's easy to accidentally tear. How messy/stinky are they? Very easy to litter train, not stinky at all. As they get older and less healthy, the "pellets" can get a little less defined, as can their "drive" to use litter, but I'm talking geriatric age...6+ years. Should you get it fixed? Absolutely. It'll cost about the same as a cat. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

At the same time as I think it's reasonable to establish such a law on an industrial hygiene premise (i.e. you can't knowingly expose your workers to a carcinogen), I'm also against the imposition on a bar owner's ability to have an otherwise perfectly legal cigar and bourbon night (e.g.). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)