livendive
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I wish my night had gone down that hill! The route I took wasn't nearly as enjoyable as that one looks. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You talk in your sleep. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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So that's how I can achieve that! I've been wondering how to get you to think I'm wierd! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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That's kind of an odd fetish, don't ya think? Is there a support group or something for that? It must be tough to find such porn at the local adult shop! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Jim, you say the sweetest things. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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How, if you didn't even know it was in your suitcase? Absolutely. But don't let that stop you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I had to pick between that and posting naked, and taking my clothes off sounded like it had more potential for instant gratification. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I agree! Those cookies rock! Blues Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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There's not much skill in that...it just takes riding in an average jump plane to altitude. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Do you feel the same way about dew claws on a dog? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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So that's what I've been doing wrong! Alright, I'm outta here. Gotta go buy blue face paint and pointy ear extensions. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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tell me what you know about the person above you
livendive replied to heidihagen's topic in The Bonfire
So THAT'S why none of my threads have ever caught on fire! I'm too fucking serious! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
I'll take option B for a thousand. Apparently Piisfish thinks so! LOL Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Beer! Would you two please get a room? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Lighten up Francis. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You have got to be kidding me. After a night like I'm having, you want me to get on a scale??! Wait...maybe I'll be dehydrated! Yay! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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By the time I could get there, the rum wouldn't be in any state suitable for (further) consumption. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I'm drinking rum faster than you can whisk it...does that count for anything? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You seemed totally sober on the phone just now. Totally. He sounded a little off, but I figured it was just him getting a little hot & heavy with his company. Not my place to judge. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Change of plans!!!
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To each their own, I update on the 100. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Bless you ladyskydiver. You are a kind soul.
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Fifty-six views and not a single fucking reply. You people suck! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Gotta be careful with those. When my ex was helping me pack a bag to take to the hospital a couple years ago, she found an unopened condom in the pocket and flipped the fuck out. She figured I must have picked it up for the last boogie I'd attended, even though the expiration date was before her & I ever started dating. I just never cleaned out that pocket when I used that bag. Of course in her eyes, that was no excuse. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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A naked post! I mean, what better way to celebrate such a momentous occasion? So who's with me? If female, please post or PM pictures as proof. Slappie, we don't need proof from you...your avatar has been evidence enough. Blues, Dave Dammit! I can't believe you people are making me do a solo over here! "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)