livendive

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  1. Hey, who you calling asshole??! "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. I have no idea what you're talking about, so I'm just going to stand here and grin and nod "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. Cheeeeeeeessse! "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. NWFlyer is always good for looking at things from a different angle LOL - I'm sure we can tie in a prostate massage to his avatar. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. I have no idea what all the county auditor does. I know they're going to do a title transfer for me. Me, I just post-whore on dz.com in between bouts of skydiving, drinking, and sleeping. "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. Surely you can make that work. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. In less than one hour I'm going to the county auditor's office and then skydiving. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. I'm absolutely a natural blondie streakie reddie! "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. I had a thread not only catch on fire, it hit triple digits in less than an hour and a half. I'm so proud of me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. Tim always came up in BASE FJC's as a great example of an unstable exit. "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. Hey, I used to be famous! I used to be Paunch dammit! "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. It's all fun and games till someone pokes their own eye out "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. Trying to mimic a wolf he saw in a picture on the internet, Slappie stretched his jaw so far that one of his ears sucked back into his head "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. scaryshari's 4-way team is known for humming it low, but this is getting ridiculous "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. Oh me so drunk and horny! Me love you long time! "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Seeing her prey just off to the right of the screen, HeidiHagen laughs at the clouds and then pounces. "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. Packerboy had an odd static line progression...he never quite understood the concept of hanging the strut. "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. LOL - the filename of this picture on my computer is NSTIW Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Please, can't we just hold hands? "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. I don't get it. You have to know what you're looking at to "get" your picture...otherwise it just looks like a bunch of black spots cluttering up a shot of the sun. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. And for tomorrow's show...."asses that stare back at you" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. A perfect example what debris on your camera lens looks like. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. LMAO! Let me guess, it made you feel all tingly typing that, didn't it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. I don't think I've seen this thread done, and I'm a glutton for punishment, so I'll take the first hit. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. Only because I decided to stick with a real job! And I'm a better skydi...ummm...er....well...I can drink more than you and I can pee standing up! Now where the hell are those videos?! mumblegrumbledamnasianrednecksmartassnoobsgrumblemumble Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)