livendive

Yes, I know. You verified that last time I saw you. Allegedly. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You're such a girl! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yeah, cuz I care about all things good and fluffy. You just liked being the photographer of credit for my av. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

And the congress who authorized him to do so. La-de-da. And the people who voted for him and them. La-de-da. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That's not very nice. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Dave, go ahead and mail it to me. I'll make sure he gets it Hmmm.... mail it or drink it. Tough choice. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

FYI - I know you, like most skydivers, detest the taste of beer, but this coming Saturday night is the Tri-Cities annual "Hoppy Holidays Winter Brewfest". A bunch of us jumpers went last year after a day of jumping and it got excessively drunk out that night. Plans are for a repeat performance this year. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Battle Hymn of the Republicans Mine Eyes have seen the bungling of that stumbling moron Bush; He has blathered all the drivel that the neo-cons can push; He has lost sight of all reason 'cause his head is up his tush; The Doofus marches on. Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! His wreckage will live on. I have heard him butcher syntax like a kindergarten fool; There is warranted suspicion that he never went to school; Should we fault him for the policies -- or is he just their tool? The lies keep piling on. Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! His wreckage will live on. I have seen him cut the taxes of the billionaires' lone heir; As he spends another zillion on an aircraft carrier; Let the smokestacks keep polluting -- do we really need clean air? The surplus is now gone. Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Your safety net is gone! Now he's got a mighty hankerin' to bomb a prostrate state; Though the whole world knows its crazy -- and the U.N. says to wait; When he doesn't have the evidence, "We must prevaricate." Diplomacy is done! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! His wreckage will live on. Oh, a trumped-up war is excellent; we have no moral bounds; Should the reasons be disputed, we'll just make up other grounds; Enraging several billions -- to his brainlessness redounds; The Doofus marches on! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! Glory! Glory! How he'll Screw Ya'! THIS...DOO...FUS...MAR...CHES...ON Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I have to drop a bottle of fairly nice french wine. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've got a little bit, about one week's pay, but I don't worry about it because it's at 0% interest and I can pay it off out of savings once it starts earning interest. I'd kind of like to get one of those credit cards that earns frequent flier miles and use it in place of my debit card and then pay it off every month. Anyone know which companies do the mileage promo's? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

So just curiousity here, I'm wondering what is the average credit card debt of skydivers? (Just pick whichever one is closest) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

www.hstrask.com They're more expensive than the $90 you're talking about, but man are they comfortable. In fact, I'm gonna buy another pair right now. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It's like IT emailing a new password to someone who's forgotten their email password. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

This thread is about broken jumpers, not broke jumpers. Get it straight. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Have you ever jumped at this dropzone? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I like the combination of a few of these references. From your's...November 11, 1919 in London From another one, November 11, 1920 in Paris. An Unknown Soldier of the World War was laid to rest under the Arc de Triomphe. And then, on November 11, 1921 in Arlington, VA, we interred our own Unknown Soldier the remains of whom had been selected on Memorial Day. I'm thankful for those who have fought and fallen alongside our men, regardless of which flag they served. I'm especially grateful for those who served my country before, with, and after me, so thanks Clay, Chris, and all you other vets. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It started out as Armistice Day, celebrating the cease-fire of WWI. It later became Veterans' Day to expand the acknowledgment to vets other than those from WWI. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess Remembrance Day and Veterans' Day are on the same day for a reason.

not so hard it bleeds! OMG!!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'd take the parrot head angle in Jimmy Buffet's direction and go with either Carmen or Manana...I'd go with Carmen. "African friend" is just a little too easy. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

ZERBERT! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I was hoping my boss wouldn't watch the news last night. It turns out our group's secretary had asked him for the afternoon off to take pictures...pictures that he's proudly showing around the office today. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Here's winkin' at you babe. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You rang? Just sort of like your's, not a copy or anything. It wouldn't be my left eye or my right eye... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I was planning on something liquid with alcohol in it somewhere at the bottom of a ski slope. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)