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Is that hair on your chest? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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This is news? FYI - I haven't thought affectionately of your amerasian redneck yuppy geisha ass for all these years for nothing! Blues, Dave ABG#1 "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Again this soon?! Alright, if I have to. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Log Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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When I was in Korea, the working girls would frequently come up and sit on our laps and start making small-talk while trying to convince us to pay their bar fine. The smells coming out of their mouths not only ensured that we would not oblige them, but that we would actively try to shoo them away. It was freaking awful! I'm sure that frequently having a piece of sweet alfalfa hay sticking out of one side of your mouth takes care of the breath issue... AND it matches the bibs. Blues, Dave ABG#1 "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Are we still talking about kid's toys? I can't believe nobody has mentioned handcuffs yet in this thread. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Eat me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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There's another thread going right now in which a picture would be appropriate. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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seems about right Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I can't say that I've ever done that, but I'm suddenly thinking I need to hang out with you more often!
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I was under the impression that brewing kimchee was the source of that godawful smell in urban areas. You mean they make something else that smells that bad??! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Stress Free Job...which would you want to do?
livendive replied to RkyMtnHigh's topic in The Bonfire
I was talking to an ER nurse last week. Her schedule is three 12 hour days, two days off, three 12 hours days, six days off, repeat. Only work three days (36 hours) a week (double-time for everything over that), and have 6 days off in a row every other week? Where do I sign up??! Somehow I doubt that being an ER nurse is low stress though. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
I am sick and tired of reading how much better women are.
livendive replied to bazelos's topic in Speakers Corner
When was the last time you wrote your name in the snow with your own urine? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
You mean you're NOT into asphyxiation? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Which celebs? George W. Bush Ted Kennedy Hillary Clinton Tom Delay Rush Limbaugh Al Franken Michael Moore Ann Coulter Those celebs? I agree, they live in a fantasy world and there's no reason to believe them on anything. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Jason hush! Nobody was supposed to know about us! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Isn't that kinda like a pessimist saying something makes them think negative things? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I was talking to a friend last week about some lady who had like 14 kids. I said she was probably so loose that sex was just a guy sticking it in her and rattling it around for awhile. She said, "Yeah, like the clapper in a cowbell" It's STILL funny! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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It's still there, but you're no longer on the list. That must be why you can't see it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Not sure I understand the reference, but I assure you I haven't drank anything of Walt's! Nothing bad against him of course, he just not my type of "keeper". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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If the word is based on "Titan", shouldn't the correct pronunciation be "TI-tan-EYUM"? I pronounce it 'ti-TAN-eyum' Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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In other words, you can't counter my arguments logically, so you're not even going to try. I win.
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Anyone can decide to suck a dick if they want, even if they are felons. Plus, straight people who are friendly towards gays are invited to this boogie. It's not exclusionary, except toward closed-minded bigots. Hopefully they're as rare as the anti-gun bigots you mentioned, but I kinda doubt it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Why has your girlfriend gone to a dropzone a couple of times, despite the fact that she doesn't skydive while there? Why would you be interested in going to a Chute-and-Shoot? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Jeezus, tough crowd. FYI, a LOT of people complain about their jobs in here. Why does this guy get singled out for the "quit whining", "delete your post", and "we used to kick whiners' asses" treatment? To the OP, I did my time in the service and I thought almost every day of it sucked ass. Just trudge through it, there's a happier (and much better paying) life on the other side. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)