livendive

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  1. Oh for pete's sake! Just carve it outta there with a hookknife. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. Is that a word? It's supposed to be hyphenated, satisfact-orally. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. OK, that one's funny. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. Dude, you live in the UK! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. Yep. Even though most such comments are intended to be funny, they're just not. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. I am *still* struggling with how a child who really does resemble her father also turned out to be so damned gorgeous. Hey, I wasn't always this ugly!! The girl in the green dress made him wear it. Still in high school and he's already got "Yes, dear" down pat. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. Hey, you know how much I like a good morning "press".
  8. Hey, that's enough out of you. Don't make me go Beth on your ass! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. Nah, you've mistaken Beth for Me! Cuz it would be tough to figure out where you're ticklish??! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. So you're saying you want me to cook you and Beth breakfast one morning in LP? Hey, I was just trying to help! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. Step 1 - Just once, get rid of the strawberries, almonds, and walnuts and spruce it up with lutefisk, kimchee, and cherry-flavored cough syrup. Program complete. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. I know there's something funny there, but I'll be damned if I can articulate it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. It's kinda like a henway. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. These pictures were an awful lot of fun to shoot. (and yes, I'll yank them as soon as I regret posting them). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. WooHoo! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. Another link on that page is "How will you be definied in a sexual dictionary?" I clicked it and got "Dave --[adjective]: 100% kinky", right after I took the test that said I'm only 90% kinky! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. rut roh...I got 90% Me too. Do you ever think of anything other than sex? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. Damn, are the pictures worn out or muddied yet???? "Muddied"? The nice thing about electronic media is the files don't stick together. And yes, I just got back to my office after going home at lunchtime... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. Walt Hey, 66% of responses have been >3/week, equally split between those guys who are in relationships and those guys who are not...so it ain't just me! In my defense, if you changed the poll so each occurence of the word "week" became "day" my answer would then differ depending on whether I'm in a relationship. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  20. My relationship status doesn't figure into the voting with such paltry numbers for options. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. Well you know what they say about rumors... Oh wait, that's not what they say. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. The moderator was RhondaLea. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. I totally disagree. I have mirrors that show me the sides of my truck aft of the front of the doors, as well as anything on the ground. I don't have mirrors that give me that angle forward of the front of the doors. Also, precision seems easier to come by when backing up...why do you think forklifts are steered with the back wheels instead of the front? I usually park head-in, but I'll back in if it's really tight, just because I can see better. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. I've been slightly injured, and I've also caused an injury. Getting hurt myself was much better than having to face her parents at the hospital (we were both 18 and she was on their insurance). I think that's all the details I need to post. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. Cool! My other personalities are finally getting some recognition! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)