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  1. livendive
    No fair, you peeked! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I doubt that. But if you could what I'm doing right now.... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Shit! Ya made me look Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    In what alternate universe does asking a stalker to stop NOT result in an increase of such activities? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I suggest a poll listing all of your options. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    GAAHHH!!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  7. livendive
    Come again? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. livendive
    Golly, Liz, you sound really PO'd! You should try to my approach and just not give a shuck! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Who the hell is Drake? I don't eat very many things that are sold at the store "ready-to-eat", and I also don't eat sweets all that often. I can't remember the last time I had anything remotely resembling the options on the list, though I do vaguely recall liking a few Hostess products when I was a kid. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Why don't the votes for USA need to explain why? Personally, I like Billvon's answer. I hope the Iraqi people "win". Given the number who have been killed by US and insurgent forces, things are gonna have to get pretty damned peachy to justify the losses. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Danner is a good boy. I really hope he gets all better. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    She was like a cadbury egg... hard on the outside, soft on the inside, and sweet through & through. That's kinda tough to put in one word though. I'd go with "sweetheart". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. livendive
    Hey! Most people who heard it thought it was pretty funny! (or at least that's what they told me) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Mine's currently a total bore because I was waiting to hear from a potential employer. I think tonight I'll change it back to it's previous level of dorkiness... [really excited Bob Barker voice]Hi! This is Dave and you're the next contestant on Dave's VoiceMail!!!! Although giddiness and irresistable urges to scream, clap, and jump around are common and somewhat expected, all you really need to do is leave a message...after the beep.[/really excited Bob Barker voice] [high-speed radio guy voice]No purchase necessary. Offer valid in all 50 states. Odds of winning a return call are slim and vary based on the quality and quantity of voicemails received........Thank you for playing.[/high-speed radio guy voice] [beeeeeep] Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Alright. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. livendive
    VISA - For when financial planning just won't do. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Happy birthday Rosa. Hope you're having a great day. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Drunk Dial List

    livendive replied to JRock's topic in The Bonfire

    I only did that once in the last year! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Including the occasional 18 year old boy who's caught with his 16 year old girlfriend? Execution would seem a bit extreme to me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I got Ashley Judd, with Mia Hamm, Anna Kournikova, and Jessica Alba as runners-up. I was hoping for Jennifer Aniston (cuz of course these women will accept the results as mandatory, right?!), but that's still a pretty freaking good list! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. livendive
    I'm left with the impression that having a bigger dick would make it a more viable, pleasant option, as compared to violently forced contortion. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. livendive
    2:9:2 2 students graduated from AFF
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    This stuff? So does mine. It ain't bad either...tastes just like freeze dried vanilla ice cream (Actually, I think that's what it is). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. livendive
    Absolutely! Of course a separate part of the waiver is your agreement that either you or your estate will pay all legal expenses of and judgements against the sued parties, and probably pay them an extra $50,000 or so for their trouble, regardless of who wins the suit. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. livendive
    I imagine those are only from the people who saw her licking her butthole 30 seconds before said salivary exchange. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)