livendive

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  1. You want him to whip you and pull your reins harder? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  2. Will you inject me too??? Absorutry. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  3. And I'd do it again in a heartbeat. That's how I roll. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  4. Ha!! Now I'm a fashion visionary! I'm digging all the support I'm getting in this thread. Nice work Slappie. And Karen...your boyfriend is a lucky, lucky man. Smart chicks rock! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  5. Read the PS in this post. Fuck a bunch of stank-ass Teva feet. With a harsh landing area that precludes jumping barefoot, a pair of socks is the sensible choice that allows one to feel the wind between his toes without smelling like the crotch of a used-up, menstruating whore with diarrhea. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  6. One of my favorite aspects of snowstorms. They're gorgeous, the change in quality and quantity of sound is cool as hell, and the combined visual and aural transformations are kind of surreal.
  7. This thread sucks right now. I have the next 5 days off, but am at the office today and thus can't open the attachments. I think the holiday break should start RIGHT NOW! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  8. is a deaf, mute nymphomaniac. I don't want her to be deaf...she needs to be able to hear me express my wishes. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  9. ...understands the nature of logic, and the only way she can attain it, and who seeks it as often as possible. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  10. I didn't think anything was going to top an inch of oil slathered all over Lesley, but suddenly I'm torn. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  11. And Cooper saying "I dont want to get into this" after playing those clips! BAWAAAHAAAA The slo-mo of Rosie talking while she did "the flip" was fucking hilarious!!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  12. livendive

    Need a wife

    Where, where? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  13. OK, this whole melodrama has suddenly become a bit more entertaining. Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump are having it out in the press. If you slow down to look at car accidents and think two wino's kicking the shit out of each other is kind of funny, but in a sad way, you need to go to cnn.com and click the Anderson Cooper video thing "The Shot". Dat's some funny shit! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  14. I don't understand the fuss. As long as that's just snow, it's not that difficult to drive in. In heavy snow, the lack of visibility slows me down more than a lack of traction. My truck handles quite well in it, and I can drive myself out of a ditch with snow a quarter of the way up the doors. Ice is a totally different story. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  15. I'm speechless...and yes, that's beer. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  16. I'm grateful for the fact that I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I think understanding your post and nodding agreeably would be blatant cause for concern. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  17. Hmmm...apparently I've had it backwards all this time. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  18. Are two mortgage payments cheaper than one in the north? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  19. I am almost done editing video for the year and only have one more day of work before five off in a row.
  20. Let me know if you find it! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  21. If the Nanner is a sole, she's wearing the best disguise I've ever seen! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  22. Midget fetish Dave? Nothing so drastic as that, just a general preference for women who are closer to 5' than 6'. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  23. But she is supposed to be a role model. Sure, we all screw up and need second chances. And so should she. But I still feel she should have lost her crown. They set a precedence in doing that. This will happen again and it will get worse. IMHO. Who the hell looks to Miss USA as a role model? If my daughter did, there'd be some remedial training pronto. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  24. There's a reason you had to put "Miss USA" in the thread title. It's because most people don't know who was, is, or will be Miss USA...and don't care. This PR stunt isn't likely to change that. (Though I did note that she's kinda short. ) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
  25. Figuratively, I'd say itches and just the right scratches for them. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)