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Yeah. On a positive note, I did learn for future reference that anything involving a banana, a cast, and a duct tape thong is a patently bad idea. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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The way I read it was a married woman was seeing a guy on the side who was also seeing another woman, and the other woman has been arrested for the murder of the married woman. Or something like that. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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According to the search function, my first post was Nov. 13, 2002. I'm not sure that's right though. I seem to remember when these forums didn't really exist on here...there was just a section for "classifieds" in which people also BS'd. I don't remember what it was called though...maybe I made it up and then convinced myself it was true. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I don't eat peanut butter all that often, but I do eat it in plenty of different ways. Toasted English muffin with butter and peanut butter, on pancakes or waffles with butter and maple syrup, on celery, a rare PB&J or PB and banana sandwich, and (once) a peanut butter & pickle sandwich (my wife at the time was pregnant and convinced me to try it). A homemade milkshake of half peanut butter & half chocolate is pretty good too. And to get it out of the way now before someone mentions the velveeta of peanut butter, it's GOT to be Adam's old-fashion. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I was hoping! I actually didn't even consider there wouldn't be a jumpsuit until I heard the screams you were forcing out of him. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You could have warned me that the "duct tape loincloth" idea included no clothes other than that! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I don't actually remember. The screams he made while another dz.commer put it on him were pretty memorable, as were the tears when he walked (yes, it went up his ass crack). Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Even if I weren't usually terrified, some tandems (e.g. the attached) just require keeping my eyes shut and my mind somewhere happier. What's that quote? "Of all the things I've lost in my life, it's my dignity I miss the most" ... or something like that. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Me too...I've sent the explanation and your link on to several others at work, and all seem to see the same hilarity. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Do you respect the leadership in your country? Why/Why Not?
livendive replied to shropshire's topic in Speakers Corner
I respect a fair amount of our judicial branch, a little bit of our legislative branch, and essentially none of our executive branch. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
The shits during spanking is no cause for giggles! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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"A little at first" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Of course not. All the mods have realized I'm a perfect angel who wouldn't even think an inappropriate thought, much less post it. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Nothing like a good bit of press to help our sport...
livendive replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
I've only gotten this story in my email twice so far this morning. I'm setting the over/under at 6. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) -
8131 posts would beg to differ. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Can anyone here tell me if a VTC-6 canopy with a S/N that starts VS425 (DOM 10/2001) is the same as an EZ-425? It is a hybrid, so I'm thinking they're the same thing, but want to verify. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Probably, but I'm not sure. If so, I'd like to do it kind of like in the past, where different instructors/coaches cover different topics so there's a mix of perspectives and delivery styles. What are you going to volunteer for? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Don't bother. When I had him, he was kinda loose and wouldn't stop crying. It was annoying enough to cancel out the otherwise decent head he gave. Blues, Dave Hey! Dude just PM'd me!!! He asked me to tell you not to bite so hard when he cums next time See what I mean about the crying? It was just a little nibble on his shoulder blade...how was I supposed to know he'd cum without my giving him a reach-around?! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Don't bother. When I had him, he was kinda loose and wouldn't stop crying. It was annoying enough to cancel out the otherwise decent head he gave. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Get a phone that comes with it already on there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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One of our prior young jumpers got that tattooed on her ankle when she had about 15 jumps. I don't think she made 30 before she quit. My condolences to the friends and family of Jeff. You and he have more of my gratitude than I can describe. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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You don't scare me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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I give up. Enjoy your velveeta. I gotta get smarter friends. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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The couple sound bites I've heard suggest it'll increase my taxes, because I'm single for tax purposes but have family-plan insurance to cover my daughter. I'd have to know the actual value of my plan to be sure (CNN quoted the average as being $11400ish...well over the $7500 deduction for a single person). Edit to add: If mine is about average, that'd mean I take a $3900 increase in taxable income due to providing insurance for my daughter, and her mom will get a $15,000 deduction in taxable income for not providing insurance. Do I understand this correctly? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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Will you pay for the plane ticket too? Jeez, I'm already paying for and cooking dinner. You want me to chew it up for you too? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)