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So you're buying airline tickets to the Halloween boogie? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Shhhhh - don't f- up his wah wah. I only saw mention of one cop, not a veteran and a rookie. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Do you feel the same way about all countries? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Perhaps if he did a better job, the Secret Service wouldn't have cause to be so worried about his safety. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Horny gorilla time! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Right so far. Blues, Dave You have the ENTIRE bracket right? Of course not. Just the part that I quoted. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Done...I ended up giving her three sets yesterday. She wanted to complain, but you weren't answering the phone. Blues, Dave Complain about spankings? Black Eye - Maybe once - but spankings? I think her complaint was about there being 78 of them. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Right so far. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Wise choice. If it takes that long and requires that much research, the chances that you, Acme, or anyone is making mistakes is pretty good. Small businesses are now on the IRS hit list and will make you over 3 times more likely to be audited. To be fair, a lot of that initial time was just tracking down and compiling expenses, income, and mileage for the year. The big problem came when I tried to include a travel trailer I use at the DZ (a legitimate business expense...it's that or a hotel room two nights/week). I couldn't figure out whether to call it an asset or a vehicle, though I'm leaning towards the former. Still, asset type and corresponding depreciation schedule were killing me. Plus, my 179 deductions weren't working too well for me this year either, and I'd like to convert some of them to "miscellaneous/general expenses" or something along those lines. At this point, a professional seems like my best bet for my 2005 taxes, and I'll absolutely need one for my 2006 taxes, so this gives them a chance to make suggestions up-front to make next year easier. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I spent about 12 hours on mine last weekend, then a few hours in the evenings doing research, then gave up. I've been doing my own Schedule C for the last 8 years without much problem, but today I'll be calling and making an appointment with an accountant. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Nice! I've been a downplane shoe thief before, and had people try to make me a victim. My favorite shoe theft was removing a shoe from a guy leading a tracking dive on his back...he smiled at me as I docked on his foot, but his demeanor changed suddenly when he realized I'd just removed one of his shoes. I had planned to hand it to him in freefall, so he'd have to keep track of it during opening, but we ran out of time so I just gave it back on the ground. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've been slacking big time. OK, maybe not slacking so much as just being way too fucking busy to carve out time for work-outs. Maybe after this week I'll be able to get back on the horse for the last 3 weeks. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Last weekend I went out to where I keep my trailer in the winter to find window & screen busted out and the door wide open. I haven't had time to figure out if there's anything missing, but don't think there was anything real expensive in there anyhow. Still, it's a pain in the ass and gonna cost me at least a couple hundred to fix if I can get a glass company to cut the piece...RV dealership wants over $500 to replace both doors (won't do window only). Anyhow, yeah, thieves suck. I'd like to beat the shit out of whoever thought my belongings and expenditures weren't worth their consideration. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I'm in Missoula, MT this weekend, where I think the *average* is around 230. I'm somewhat of an anvil, and these guys make me look like a super floater. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Happy birthday man. Hope it's a good one. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Done...I ended up giving her three sets yesterday. She wanted to complain, but you weren't answering the phone. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

LoL Do you know what this is? It's a MANGINA - I HAVE A MANGINAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! It's attached to your rod, mutha-licka! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hey, she passed 16 a decade ago!! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

You're catching up to me. See ya in a few hours. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I know you. That doesn't make you any less strange, does it? On the contrary... Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

If I knew who they were, they wouldn't be a stranger now, would they? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Where's that? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I've been stupid enough to take a couple hour lunch break to skydive and have it be on the evening news with me hoping my boss wasn't watching. ...two or three different times. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

And now that I've finally gotten home from work and read the article, great write-up man...honestly. I probably won't admit this again (unless you die before me), but you're one of my heroes. Now with that out of the way, wasn't that "bad-ass" jump only like seven...eight...maybe nine years ago? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hey, the least they could have done was ask Shell or I to provide the picture! Now where the hell is my VCL patch? (Yes, you gave it to me last year...in Tahoe I think, I just can't remember where I put it) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)