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  1. livendive
    Ahh...fake vaginas...all of the feel-goods with none of the blood, discharge, or corresponding nagging.
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    The Blondie

    livendive replied to Para_Frog's topic in Archive

    Dust devil? I don't think they're as common at Star as they are here, but I'm sure I've seen at least a couple of them there. Best wishes on a quick recovery. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    There were three in that picture, but I went home at lunchtime. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I don't think I've done a Lang jump since your, umm, something thousandth...maybe 6th? Do I really have to suck or would a couple quick licks get me on a load this year? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    No kidding. We all know you're a sub. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    "Oh, thtop it" "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Sorry, you need an "other" option. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    These threads have become even more prevalent than Slappie's fluff posts. Could you people at least consolidate them in one thread? This one should work just fine, I'll even play the victim. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Most of us don't require much seduction to get into that position. A simple "Honey, would you let me..." would usually be sufficient. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Ouch. Guess I'll have to take you off my "list". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I know of one a few thousand miles from you, but he's spoken for. Atlanta is a big city though...there's got to be at least two or three there. Blues, Dave Im taken, but thanks for the compliment. that makes it one or two. LOL, I thought the very same thing... g You're an open and honest guy living in Atlanta?! I didn't realize you'd made such changes in your life (and anatomy)! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I think the right to procreate falls somewhere just below the right to breathe and eat. Survival of the species and the familial line dictates that we must, if nothing else, have children. Do I think some people should be temporarily deprived of the capability based on past actions? Sure. But it would be a right they were being deprived for a specific reason. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    If a childless man marries a divorced mother of one and takes a parental role in the child's life, should he be responsible for support of that child in they event they divorce? (assuming he doesn't adopt the kid) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Sorry, I'm not exactly looking for them. The only guys I know in the Atlanta area are reprobates. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    This is the first mother's day that I'm not also getting my grandmother a card and giving her a call. My responsibilities this weekend preclude going to see my mom, but she'll get flowers and a call, and she understands. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Muscat is a funny fucker...I love running into that guy.
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    Dave youre awsome, I just hear her saying. "Yesss, nascar. Thats it baby, nice and nascar." Don't forget the car sounds either! "Vrooooom-vroooom" is way better than dolphin noises. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Casting Couch Rejects #34: The Ninja Bimbos Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    You're from New York, and this one always makes me laugh. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    Mmmm...Nascar!
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    I know of one a few thousand miles from you, but he's spoken for. Atlanta is a big city though...there's got to be at least two or three there. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    There are some of us similarly inclined guys around. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    You bought your mom a bbq girl??? How does that work?? Simple...lots of basting stretched out over several hours. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I was laughing pretty hard at 1:53, knowing exactly what was about to happen as a result of that wrist redock. And there's no way the candidate wasn't also thinking "Shit...not below the elbows or knees!" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)
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    I got a text message reminder yesterday and got my flower order in shortly thereafter. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)