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Like I told ya, I totally prefer seeing you walk away on your own terms rather than the sport's...and all ya gotta do is call if you want me to come down to make 30 or so tandems one weekend. Ummm...I was standing next to you drinking beer. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I actually attached that picture to my post, but then deleted it before posting. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

After nearly 3 decades in sport and almost 3000 jumps, my friend MISTER Jim Bozarth, aka Bozo, has seen and done it all (or at least the most important parts). He's kicked the shit out this planet with his body enough times that he's going to be looking elsewhere for a more suitable challenge. During his reign of the sky, some of us were fortunate enough to share a chunk (or several different chunks) of it with him, and are better for the experience. In the years I've known him, I've wrapped my parachute around him "just a bit" aggressively (still in fronts), watched him funnel out of a formation carrying the ashes of a dead friend, and helped him through a bottle of that sweet nectar otherwise known as duckfarts, among other things. As a result of these experiences, I've called him first when upset over what a doctor was telling me, and for advice about raising my daughter. It's wierd how sharing some sky with a kindred soul can do that. Anyhow, now he gets to laugh at our stupid mistakes from the sidelines. Well, that, and try to make some of his own in other endeavors. Yes, what I'm trying to say is, as of this past Sunday... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Elvis has left the building. (And he better keep a portion of his pension and beer stash set aside for his fellow Outlaws who find ourselves in need of bail money or refreshment while visiting Utah.) Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Don't be such a hater man, some of you old fuckers are still cool. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

FUCK HIM!!! And no, I have other ways of getting attention when I need it. This is for a good friend on here who should probably chime in with a speech or something...say, maybe after his nap. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Please feel free to join in. If he doesn't out himself, you'll have to take my word for it that the old fucker has most certainly earned it... Here's to him Here at last Here's to him He's a horse's ass HIM!!! HIM!!! . . .

Bad news they probably did notice and just never told you about it...to your face... That's what I thought...I'm guessing that shortly thereafter, he found himself wonding why all his classmates had started calling him "jerk-off". Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

"Help! Help! We're being repressed!" Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Three locked and three trashed threads in the last couple of hours? People must be taking a hint from the thread about declining entertainment in the Bonfire! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Only at Byron and Lost Prairie boogies.

Are you going to give the women a Skyvan exemption? "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Think we can set a record for number of threads immediately deleted in one day? WITHOUT anyone getting banned? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It must have worked reasonably well or said truckers wouldn't have been passing you. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Any bets on whether he's Bosnian? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Damn right! Find a girl and fuck her angry! Then post the naked pics. And men..errr....correction - boys in men's bodies wonder why women are not too impressed with them. What's wrong with sex therapy? It's not like I suggested he slip her a roofie or anything. I thought the consensual part was implied. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

This just the first step toward converting ho-ho-ho into ha-ha-hanukkah. It's a damn Jewish conspiracy! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Why do I get the feeling that calling the boss to report this "oopsie" was a bit more daunting than most? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Hello! I posted it....! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

Yes, but less educated people drive down the cost of labor so retailers don't have to charge us so much for goods and services. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That's too big of an over-generalization. Perhaps you'll have more success by limiting your statements to smaller populations. Here, I'll give it a try. Almost all Speaker's Corner participants think the posts and answers we provide here are correct. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That could work to your advantage! See? Further proof that you're a sub. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

I must have misread your post. I agree with your position. I think it's silly that people who choose not to reproduce are forced to pay for the education of other people's children. Living in a community with both a high mormon population and a high hispanic population, there are a lot of people here who have LOTS of kids. They get all the tax breaks and we pay for their kids' education. In my opinion, that sucks. Edit to add: For clarity purposes, your complaint isn't so much that "only" property owners have to pay school taxes as much as "all" property owners have to pay school taxes, right? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That's not what I was told. You might want to search your memory a little bit longer. Sicko. Ahh...you're right. I didn't think about the other locations where I work in this capacity. So you've voted in the school thread, right? Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

It depends on the plane. If they're sitting in front of me (e.g. 206, straddle benches, etc), they've got at least two clips hooked up before we even start to taxi. In a 182, they're just seat-belted till time for full hook-up. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)

That's preposterous! I suggest you not vote for Hillary! Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew)