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If one goes my friend we all go...... Just kidding
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Yeah well it was posted six months ago...
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In before Quade. You forgot the video flyer...
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1. How Do You Catch A Unique bird? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch A Tame bird? Tame Way, Unique Up On It. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It. 5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit A Concrete Wall? Dam! 6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids 7. What Do You Call A Boomerang That Doesn't work? A Stick. 8. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours? Nacho Cheese. 9. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers? Subordinate Clauses. 10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sinko. 11. What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk. 12. What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire? Frostbite. 13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck. 14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Anyone Can Roast Beef. 15. Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs? Right Where You Left Him. 16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils? Because They Have Big Fingers. 17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive? Because It Scares The Dog. 18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On TheTitanic? Sanka. 19. What Is The Difference Between A Harley And A Hoover? The Location Of The Dirt Bag. 20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down? Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat. 21. What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Skydiver? A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack ! 22. How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same? Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer ! Now, admit it! At least one of these made you smile! Have a great day !!!
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Yeah hey Chop I tossed mine in with a load of wash, then let them bake in the sun to dry out, then sprayed them down with Lysol anti bacterial mountain fresh spray, and you want to know what? They stiunk after just two wears. I just decided that Teeva's have about a 6 month hard core life before the stink over takes them for good... Bummer huh
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Dude thank you much for a great post. I just bought all the rigging tools required this weekend and I intend to start my journey towards my riggers ticket soon. Thank you again for an exellent post. I have bookmarked it for my own reference. Cheers.
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Careful careful lest you get your hand bit off... I got first dibs on that there brew honey...
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[url http://www.cs.umanitoba.ca/~gedetil/poutine.shtml]POUTINE[/URL]
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Yeah yeah we want freefall pics!! And unless you have a picture of skybytch riding you and smacking your ass like a bronco bull.. You have nothing to worry about Phlip.. Bytch goes riding
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Yes we can as a matter of fact... Oh the options the options we have
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Ohhh make the bad people go away make the bad people go away...
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Three posts or three PM's work as well...
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Tis a sad day the day Sunny one stops stalking me. And to think of all the money I spent on surveilance equipment around my house, the body gaurds, and and... sigh All good things must end
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Um... um... yeah so PM's don't increase your post #'s so I don't respond... hahaha just kidding Chris. I just got back to the office this morning from a three day weekend and I have been selective as to what I have been able to repond to, so um.. Yeah I expected Lance to win too.. I just comented on how he was not as dominant and that others may steal it. Anywho.. I hosed down my Teeva's with Lysol mountain fresh somethin or other and the smell improved dramaticaly.. Yup yup yup.. How's AFF going? Still down form the ears? I talked to a friend of mine who went jumping at (The Rhode Island DZ outside Boston?) who intended to jump Sunday. Hope the weather was good. Ahh Cali where we get weathered out like once a year... But besides that it sucks here don't forget!! So uh love ya baby.. Call me
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Natacha those are some cool pics my dear
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Hey Roy you old punk @ss biotch!!! Happy f-in birthday....
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I agree totally!! I replied to this thread with my eyes completely closed...
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Casual Friday has been re-enacted due to this!!!
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It's a totally different pick Sunny... I swear
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It was him or Simon... Crook vs. Dodo head... Yeah I'll just vote for the dude who doesn't drill off shore... And that's that jack
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I post useless drivel repeatedly... I find it to be soothing. I enjoy reading useless drivel as well as it is soothing. I find anything not skydiving related to be useless drivel. I don't even know what drivel means?