Sebazz1

Members
 View Profile  See their activity

  • Content

    6,908

  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Feedback

    0%

Everything posted by Sebazz1

  1. Sebazz1
    I smiled at her and said "I've never been asked that" Kinda like when you go to a doctor and expect to see that Stanford, Yale or Harvard certificate on their wall... She did not follow up. Immediatley after the canopy opened up one time, an extremely excited student said to me "Do you mind if I swear quickly?"
  2. Sebazz1
    "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy..."
  3. Sebazz1
    I call them ~ "Big Ass Boat Flyin Patern Hogging Preventin My Swoop Setup Slow Poke Mutha Fukkas..." Just kiddin ~ I don't call them anything...
  4. Sebazz1
    Did anybody understand that? Anyone? Bueller? hello.... damn that almost shorted my brain out...
  5. Sebazz1
    Since everyone's saying congrats I'm going to swim against the crowd and say... "Dude that totally sucks..." j/k
  6. Sebazz1
    Rocket Hot!!! Rocket Hot!!! Rocket Hot!!! Rocket Hot!!! Rocket Hot!!! Rocket Hot!!! Dayum that's Rocket Hot!!!
  7. Sebazz1
    Was A bit too hard to study for me at that school... Ya know... Distractions
  8. Sebazz1
    You are a bad man Scotty...
  9. Sebazz1
    Gaucho!! But Lummy is at Bezerkley... Hey Lumm walk around with a pro-republican banner. Everybody in bezerkley will remeber you... or just show up to your exit interview with your rig on and look really despondent. When they ask waz uppity just say how you plan on jumping off something... Ask them which handle to pull
  10. Sebazz1
    Z-z-Z-z-Za-za-Za-zap-ZAP!!! Yeeeouch!!
  11. Sebazz1
    Larry you my friend are the SHIT!!! Woohoo!! Good job on that pre-emptive beer karma purchase... You will live to be a very old skydiver "Licensed skydiver" ~ has a nice ring to it!
  12. Sebazz1
    Doh! Not yet...
  13. Sebazz1
    Grrrr... That was under the belt biotch!! have fun manifest biotch...
  14. Sebazz1
    All my friends are going to be in Hell anyway so... No I wouldn't change a thing. I wanna partay with my friends... Friend of the devil is a friend of mine.. Greatful Dead
  15. Sebazz1
    That's Biotch!!
  16. Sebazz1
    Couple of weekends ago I had a female student fully grilling me on many little details. She was a bit nervous... As we're about to take off for the plane she looks at me and says.. "do you have a certificate that says you can do this?" I've only been asked that once before... Most of the time folks just trust you I laughed and we went skydiving...
  17. Sebazz1
    Yeah well duh, I live here... And JP is my daddy Guess how many weekends we've been rained out this summer? Zero!! Yup Cali is this shiz...
  18. Sebazz1
    Put me down for Saturday. I gotta go to the city tonight for a friends surpise B-Day party. Hmmmm jumpin the Xaos at night? Sure why not...
  19. Sebazz1
    Ola!! It's hard to tell which is the best DZ from where you are at. Every place has something special. I know, I've jumped at all the Nor Cal and So Cal Dz's... I currently work at Hollister and it's a fun place to jump. Predominantly a student or lower time jumper DZ everybody gets along with everybody. Again, all the DZ's in the Bay Area all the way to So. Cal and in betweeen are good... All I can say is welcome back to the sky and I look forward to maybe meeting you at a DZ nearby.. P.S. We still get a pretty good view of the Pacific from Hollister...
  20. Sebazz1
    I can wait... I'm in for Sat.
  21. Sebazz1
    Renaud that was in the winter time and it was dark at 6:00. This is Summer and we need to keep the beer away and unopened until at least (suppose we do two loads) er 10:45 ish... Like I said it may get ... Violent. Keepin people away from their beer on a Saturday 'n all... And I am not in for the jumps Friday as of yet. Depends whether I can escape from other obligations. I want to though.
  22. Sebazz1

    power outages

    Sebazz1 replied to n2skdvn's topic in The Bonfire

    New Jersey? What that's like the size of the county I live in.. What-ever...
  23. Sebazz1
    You think we'll be able to keep the masses from drinking after sunset? It may get violent...
  24. Sebazz1
    H-Town in this case stands for Adventure Center Skydiving in Hollister California...
  25. Sebazz1
    DZ.Com Night jump record?.... Swivles head around!! Who said that? Sounded like a dwarf!!