Sebazz1

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  1. I don't think it makes me feel safer in terms of an emergency but in terms of some lame @ss dude hucking my checked lugage around or stealing my rig I do feel safer having in near me in the cabin
  2. 1. Lummy 2. Cornholio 3. Bbarnhouse 4. Scoby (one day, not sure which) 5. Michele 6. Skybytch (Saturday and Sunday) 7 Quade* 8. Deuce 9. Viking* 10. VectorBoy/Glen 11. John Brasher (not sure which day)... 12. Grey* 13. Shana* 14. Vic* 15. Georgie(Maybe)* 16. Jerm (Matt) confirmed last nite... 17. Sebazz (Saturday & Sunday) There well be a cease sucking as of now.
  3. Um give me till thursday. I got the oil problem and the electrical problem. Electrical problem seems to be fixed. I would go with Lummy in a heart beat but taking Friday off is not possible. Month end crap at work. And I am responsible And boy is this work on my car expensive. The quote keeps going up and up I would fly down but having people go out of their way to pick me up and drop me off is not my style. I think I'll find a way. I'll probably hit the road late late friday night and just sleep in my car somewhere's when I get down in that area. We shall see. So I will suck unless I make it down. And I don't wanna suck My momma raised me better than that
  4. Huge 7,000' clouds with the base at 5,000'. Temps high 70's to low 80's. Light humidity. 5 mile an hour winds for the sweet ass friggin down wind swooooooooooooooooops!!!! Sun rise 6:30 am sunset 10:00 pm... Jump till ya puke
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    Paris....

    Dude, Ibet you'll talk about boobies and farm animals
  6. That's why you must have two rigs. When one's down the other's not
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    Paris....

    Looks like I may get my car back tomorrow. Sooooo, um if I don't go I suck and if I do I don't so not wanting to suck I may just have to come on down. We shall see... Depends on my car. Should I bring a tent? Should I crash on someones couch? Should I sleep in me car? Should I sleep in Lummy's car? Should I light a fart?
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    Paris....

    I am peepee caca from guatamala..... arrrreeee youuuu threatening meeeeeee!!!! More capachino forrrrrrr my bunghoooooliioooo!!!
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    Sebazz Rocks!

    Please get your figures right dammit. 100% of them ~ I'm doing my part to keep others away from our sport.
  10. Yup ten seconds is what "they" say. Some tandem masters leave the drouge in the door on exit and some wait forever to pitch it. To the chagrin of non freeflyin vidiots Ever done 10+ tandems in a day then go out for that last sunset load fun jump and almost pitch right after exit?
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    Sebazz Rocks!

    Can we get back to the subject at hand. Sebazz is good........ For me to poop on!!
  12. I went Tandem terminal with our very own SBS when i was getting my tandem rating. It is a requirement to go drougeless till 7,000' or so through drouge, wait ten seconds to slow down then pull the releases. Me: "Hey Steve whatever you do don't f*** around on this dive ok??" Steve: "Uh sure Seb"
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    Paris....

    Lummy you wanna dump him out or me
  14. I guess you could call me "The Sucker!" I'd prefer "The Dude!" but it appears "Sucker" will be my new handle. Look for "Sucker" to debut tomorrow cause it's looking pretty slim to none that I make it down...... "Sucker" comming to DZ.com soon!!!!
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    Sebazz Rocks!

    Friend of the Devil is a friend of mine... Did I mention I suck big whale penis...
  16. I'll be giving out Rocky Mountain Oyster #'s and Goat Ball Sucking #'s..... Rocky Mountain Oyster Sucker #1 Goat Ball Sucker #1 Woah woah woah one at a time......
  17. Bulls Balls Baby!! Only the biggest damn bulls balls for me........ Yeah I Suck!! Yeah and you know what else?! Mobs don't scare me oh oh and PRIMUS SUCKS!! Though this thread may have been for nothing. If I can exit work early Friday I will come down via the Lummy express.......
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    Sebazz Rocks!

    That should get it locked
  19. Wasn't me.........hehehehehehe. One smart man he felt smart........ Say that quickly ten times
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    Sebazz Rocks!

    This is BS. DELETE THIS THREAD!!! I DEMAND DELETION!!.... Greenies suck!! Yeah how about that!! Lock it delete it...
  21. Seb Sucks Goat Balls!!
  22. I try to keep personal things um er personal. Sorry. Neener neener neener you all can't catch me in my yuppy @ss bimmer. I am thumbing my nose at you waving a big ole party pooper flag above my head. Party Pooper......... Yeah and I suck more than that thing that Duece mentioned you know whatever he said black suckin blue horizon holey thingy.
  23. Please respect the thread rules Hey look over here ~ yup party pooper trooper...........git im!!
  24. My very first car was a red '85 Chevy Sprint. Little f'er got around till a head on collision with a caddy. AM/FM 4 speed stick, stuck driver window.... '85 Chevy Sprint (Totally Totaled) 77 BMW 320i Yellow (Just died with 300,000 + miles) 89 BMW 325i Blue (Totaled) 83 BMW 320i Silver (Sold with 225,000 miles running ok) 84 BMW 318i Maroon (Sold with 215,000 miles rinning ok) 93 BMW 325i Black (Current - I like it except any time you have to work on it or get a part it costs like a million $'s for one friggin bolt)