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Actually, you are probably right. You have the face of an angel, the eyes of a beauty queen, and the wit of a very intelligent women. I would only be so lucky to have a chance with a lady such as yourself. If I am ever in your town, would you at least humor me by allowing me to buy you dinner and a drink? Perhaps we can even do some drunk naked skydiving together.

Hey, you look an awful lot like the chick I picked up this weekend. By any chance do you have any pictures of yourself naked, face down with a mouthful of pillow I could see for me to be absolutely sure?

This weekend me and and a buddy decided to put the shit talking aside and see who actually had the bigger balls. After consuming 9 or so beers each we hijacked our local cessna and took off for a low pull contest. Don't worry, the pilot didnt have as much to drink we we did. We left the plane around 10K, any higher and we would have had to bust through a layer of clouds, we didnt want to do anything stupid so we got out just below the clouds. We fucking blew through 3K, then 2K, then 1500, I guess I have the bigger balls because my buddy dumped around 1200K. Once I saw him throw out I knew it was safe for me to begin my deployment feeling confident that I was going to win the big balls contest. I dumped around 900ft. Holy shit that ground got big really fast, it was so fucking cool. I went out that night and used my new found confidence to pick up a hot piece of ass. It was a good weekend.