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  1. DFWAJG
    that is too cruel!
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    I used to date a Pakistani man. I have had to endure many Bollywood flicks.
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    Speaking of Fur

    DFWAJG replied to Broke's topic in The Bonfire

    You can find plenty of small animals dead on the road.
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    The belly button test is, while laying flat, with an erection, does the penis extend past the belly button? And I think you may by your posts. So how you doin'?
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    I got a bunch of mosquito bites doing the dirty deed with my wife outside in the back yard... I remember the first time my ex and I did it on the runway, we were getting eaten by mosquitos. One was on my face. While in the middle of things, I suddenly slapped myself on the face. It scared the hell out of him. Then we couldn't stop laughing.
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    I stand corrected Mr. Squeak. I thought it looked funny. The OP used Baliwood. So I followed his lead.
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    On my ass, from the grassy knoll.
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    Todays lesson

    DFWAJG replied to airtwardo's topic in The Bonfire

    I did something similiar. I was eating hot wings and then had a problem with my contact lense. I used some saline while putting back in my eye. Forgot about the hot wings. YOOOWWWCH! hot wing eye.
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    Todays lesson

    DFWAJG replied to airtwardo's topic in The Bonfire

    My lesson: don't put off paying the phone bill for 3 months. OOPS!
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    Lisa? I'm hurt! I've only been away from the DZ for a couple months and you already forgot my name I've been wanting to go hiking out there for a while now. I'll definitely give you a call if I go. I AM SUCH AN IDIOT! I'm so sorry, Leah.
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    They didn't have 20,000 people dancing in the air with them? Yes, this is Baliwood.
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    Can I substitute "poison ivy" for "carpet burns" on #38?
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    so that's what they do with all of the drugs they comfiscate. They bake it!
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    So I was driving to work this morning and heard this (paraphrased). Rodney King came to the attention of the law again. This time, he was riding his bike in San Bernardino, when a couple attempted to steal his bike. Rodney wouldn't give it up, so they shot him with pellets. Wounded and in Pain, that didn't stop Rodney's sense of humor. In fact, the police officer said "This guy is a riot!" There was an uncomfortable hush in the room. A 300 pound woman was arrested for prostitution. Several questions came to mind. one of witch was, "How much do you pay a 300 pound hooker?" The other "Is she anything like Cosco, where you can buy her in bulk?"
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    And a chick, too! Chick's Rock!
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    Crater Lake! My favorite! The last time I was there, there was a drought, so the lake was low. thanks for the pics Lisa. You need to take a hike all around that area. Next time you want to fly up there, rent a car and call me. I'll give you a great itinerary to follow for beautiful waterfalls and a natural hottub overlooking the mountains!
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    Body paint

    DFWAJG replied to billeisele's topic in The Bonfire

    That's really cool! I want that for next year's halloween costume.
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    I loved Evil Knievel! My brothers had his action figure toy complete with jumping motorcycle. I didn't have a Ken doll, so I used Evil as my Barbie's boyfriend.
  19. DFWAJG
    Get out now while you can. It all sucks baby!
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    Wow lawrocket, that's a well thought out plan. Then again, you lawyers always have to be prepared.
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    Walt, What is the proper thing to do with trolls?
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    oops, it's typicalfish that I want!
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    already done
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    A skyride ticket.
  25. DFWAJG
    (sigh) I was hoping this was going to be another penis thread.