Thanatos340

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  1. And if it doesnt.. Look at all the money you save on getting restraining orders.
  2. Two words.. Darwin Awards. I always thought they were funny as hell.. untill I saw one for a well known Skydiver. Wasnt so funny then. It is a matter of perspective.
  3. that is why you break them all open first and check. I dont even trust the Cheat sheet. Sometimes the chocalates are in the wrong spot!!
  4. Hmmmmmm.. Kim Chee and lots of beer will make for some interesting rides to altitude the next day!!
  5. Will Eat: Kim Chee... (Spicy Fermented Cabbage...Mmmmmmmm Good Stuff!!) Collard Greens (Stinks up the house when cooking but Worth it!!) Wont eat: ANYYTHING with Coconut. That stuff is disgusting!!
  6. Well now that you mention it... Could you get us a couple of those Beer Opener Girls Like J got for us at Skyfest last year?? They were kinda Nice to look at and they did a real good job of opening the beers before they handed them to us.
  7. OK... The Plane!! Oh.. And will you stop and pick me up some coffee, Im not sure that any will be served on the flight down. Cream and Sugar please.
  8. One of the guys I used to work with Got one at 8:ooam and made it to work by Noon. He was a Mechanic.. We had a Vibratory Conveyor system go down (Moved Huge parts down a Conveyor by Vibrating).. Well He jumps up on the conveyor and we get it started back up.. You should have seen the look on his face when everything started Vibrating again!! LOL!!! He went home after that and too the next day off. In general.. It is not a big deal from what I hear.. Thinking of getting snipped myself. See if we can get a group discount!!
  9. Just picture me in a Green Thong!! That should help!! or better yet.. I will send you a picture. And whatever you do... DONT SNEEZE!!!
  10. But I bet the one on the right looks HOT in a Green Thong!!
  11. When You wear Skirts.. Thats HAWT!!
  12. That would require a Fluffer.
  13. Sea Monkeys are Brine Shrimp. I had a Sea Monkey Farm as a Kid untill my little brother fed them a whole can of Black pepper!!
  14. Well I do apprieciate this advise.. So much in fact that I promise to send you a Pic when I model it!! Its the least I can do.
  15. Ding Ding Ding!! We have a winner.. Now if I can just get them overnighted!!
  16. Me!! In These.. http://www.erogenos.com/V-Grid.htm or These http://www.erogenos.com/V-Domenico.htm And no.. They are not Lime Green.
  17. Not a Chance!! If I gotta go sit in the hot sun, get sand up my ass, and get sunburnt.. Im going to be miserable... So this is my way making sure everyone else is too!!
  18. Not yet!! Thanks!! Just walmart, Kmart and target so far. Trying Khols and fredricks now.
  19. a pair of Mens Lime/Neon Green French, Brazil or Thong Cut Speedo`s (Size medium)?? I have called every where I can think of and they all reply the same way when I ask if they have any..."God, I hope Not". I leave for the beach tommorow and really need a new pair of shorts. Where would be able to find these?? (Online will not work as I leave tommorow.)
  20. WARNING!! WARNING!! WARNING!! Hide your Children, Your Money, Your CheckBook, Your Balls and/or anything else you value.. There is a Lawyer amongst us!! Someone is about to get FUCKED!!
  21. Trust me. Im a professional. I will decide on which is the Stick and which is the Carrot!!
  22. It was all fun and games till the lawyers showed up!! Fuckin Lawyers!!!
  23. Fuck that!! I only pull your hair when you get it right!!
  24. How many times I gotta tell you!!! That costs Extra. Jeeze!!