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Things not to say to your hair stylist...
Thanatos340 replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
If you gimme the hair dresser address, He will swim with the Fishes tonight!! -
A NSFW is needed for that. Normally I wouldnt complain.. But that was just plain BAD.. And the Pop ups that followed to point I had to reBoot were not so nice either.
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Tim is still alive and kickin. I wonder if they could talk Tim into trying it again for Stunt Junkies this year. Would be a great show with the Video of the last attempt played over and over as they built up to the new attempt. He almost made it last time.
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My Bikini Breifs come with a Flap.
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Well if you breakdown the economics of the entire situation you start to see how women are truly marketing geniuses. Take something that 51% of the worlds population has an almost unlimited supply of.. And still maintain a high market value for it... And maintain that value since… well since the beginning of time. Absolutely Brilliant if you ask me. (And Brie.. I think you are taking this alot more serious than the rest of us. Can you really say that you have never batted your eyes or flirted a little with a guy just to get something?? I think almost all women have done this at one point or another... There is nothing wrong with that, actually its kinda nice.)
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ATTN: Ladies, do you want to see naked guy post whore glory?
Thanatos340 replied to KawiZX900's topic in The Bonfire
Hear!! Hear!!! Can I get an Amen from the glory Hallelujah Choir!! Not another Slong gets Posted till we get something in return. You wanna See the Slong.. Show the TOE!! -
Dude.. You KNOW that costs extra!! Damn Doctors making all the money now!!
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Darlin.. I could never afford what you are worth.
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Joke em if they cant take a Fuck!!! One of my all time favorite quotes: I don’t pay them for Sex, I pay them to LEAVE when I am done!! And anyone that thinks I am serious in this thread A) Clearly doesn’t know me And B) Can kiss my Ass.. (And yes, If you do it well enough, I will pay you to leave too when you are done!!)
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Now if could just get them to tell us the cost up front... 3 Nice Dinners Out, Two Bottles of Wine and a Back rub. or Your House, Your Car and half your life savings. One of my favorite lines.. Can I buy you a drink or would you just settle for the cash??
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Still a Virgin huh?? Trust me.. We all pay for it. One way or another.. Just some women are a little more honest about what it is gonna cost than others!
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Wow!! That was amazing!! I really could use a personal assistant that can manage my schedule that well. Need a job??
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You forgot Trivia.. My schedule: Post whore.. Meet with web designers to review new company web site. Meet with trade publication to discuss next years marketing strategy. Post Whore Meet with development Team and discuss progress on new product. Post whore Teleconference with Raytheon to discuss latest proposal. Post whore Attempt to qualify out new prospects. Post whore Go Home, Get out of monkey suit and into real clothes. Go play Trivia with Horney Gorillas.
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You say that like it is a Joke. It is a serious consideration at this point.
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That one is easy... Bring it to the SDA Halloween Boogie.
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What's the best birthday present you have ever gotten?
Thanatos340 replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
Yea.. But you said "Soloist". I am just not that limber. I was hoping for more of a Duet or even better a symphony!! -
yea.. but after a Good rain in the Spring and Fall... you can find some real treats growing out of all those cow pattys.
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What's the best birthday present you have ever gotten?
Thanatos340 replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
I cant beleive that this Thread has not been brought up yet. -
More and more employers now will "Google" potential employees to see what comes up. The post joke someone made about Boobies might make an HR manager decide they were a Sexist or a Post about having a Beer at a Bonfire might label them as an Alcoholic to a potential employer. There has been atleast one case of that I heard about on here where that involved one poster using profile information to report another poster to their employer for posting on this site in order to get that person fired and/or just cause general problems.
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What's the best birthday present you have ever gotten?
Thanatos340 replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
Interested in a "Do over"?? Lets try it again and see if it is any better now. -
What's the best birthday present you have ever gotten?
Thanatos340 replied to jumpjunkie2004's topic in The Bonfire
You too?? I got the same present one time. The whole Holding me upside down by my Ankles while she did that was the best part!! -
Your very First post... And you pick this Thread??? Things that make you go Hmmmm??
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That is exactly what I have on my Van.