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To make soap, first we must render fat. The salt balance has to be just right, so the best fat for making soap comes from humans.
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Running Boston Marathon on Monday -- Vibes? Please? :-D
TylerDurden replied to masterblaster72's topic in The Bonfire
I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more. -
It's only when we've lost everything....that we are free to do anything.
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Sorry fat man, you're too old. Besides, your tits are too big.
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I've got a stomachful of Xanax. I took what was left of a bottle. It might have been too much.
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Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road. Tinsel still clinging to it. Like a sex crime victim. Underwear inside out. Bound with electrical tape.
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Yah, but I like caravans better.
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You wanna see pain? Swing by First Methodist in Manchester, Tuesday nights. See the guys with testicular cancer. That's pain.
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The microwavable chicken cordon bleu hobby kit.
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You are not your job.
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The next time you feel like complaining to your chaplain or your lover about how miserable your life is, be thankful you are not cursed with the three terrible Karmas--Beauty, Riches and Fame
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Do you know why the airlines put oxygen above the seats? Oxygen gets you high. The next time your on a plane headed for disaster, take short natural breaths, not the giant panicked breaths you would normally take before a fiery death and see how much more horrific airline tragedy can be.
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Things you own....end up owning you.
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My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.
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He was full of pep. Must've had his Grande-Latte enema.
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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- When I worked as a banquet waiter at the luxurious Pressman Hotel, I was 'the' guerilla terrorist in the food service industry. Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, I farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well... ...you get the idea.
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A guy who came to the drop zone for the first time, his ass was a wad of cookie dough. After a few weeks, he was carved out of wood.
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You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.
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This is your life....and it is ending one minute at a time.
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Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God? Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
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When we were kids we would read pornography. Now it's the Ikea Collection.
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Congrats! Beg, borrow, steal. Just get the dough so you can keep jumping. Material things are unimportant when skydiving.