E150

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  1. E150

    lost rig

    That sux - hope you sort it.
  2. Is it someone with a beer belly?
  3. Or maybe you are just an animal in bed? http://www.thesite.org/magazine/sex...animalquiz.html I got, Owl.
  4. Is Clay really fit or sommit? Some of the women on here seem to firt with him!
  5. I dont think I'll be there for another three weeks! I'm being unfaithfull and visiting two other DZ's. By the time I'm back to Hinton Ill have forgotton what you said. . . . . you hope
  6. Soz - Forgot the laughie face! (actually - I dont know how to do them)
  7. Let me guess, the blokes will want a trophy that has tits?
  8. Let me think . . . . . . . 3fLiEr!
  9. When you say Poodle Shagger, do you mean Screamer or Wok Smuggler? Do you think its Wok or someone that cannot pronounce Rock??
  10. LOL - I'm kidding. Q Screamer . . . . . . .
  11. It's not actually Screamer that is called that. But, yer I know Screamer cos we both jump at the same DZ (think I snogged him once too!!!)
  12. Or 'ACETONE'. Spill some nail varnish remover onto it. Will do wonders no doubt.
  13. I get a bit confused with all of mine. Different people from different warps of life call me different things. Jojoba (from college) Bobo (old mates) Brookie - (taken from my surname) Most commonly used, some people on the DZ call me this. OI is quite common too :( Rather boring I'm afraid. One of my jumping buddies is called 'Wok smuggler', I have no idea why and have not yet asked him!!
  14. Im in the same situation. New ZP, can not and have not jumped it yet due to weather. I was shown a REALLY good tequnique to get it in the bag. It worked a treat (after a little swearing). Now I can pack it no worries (if a little slower than an older canopy). Keep trying.
  15. E150

    Freefall

    **Women have all the advantages!!! Guys only get one "skydive" and then have to wait 10 mins before starting the next one.....Cheaters....** LMFHO :)
  16. Yer, have to agree, people have been very helpful. :)
  17. E150

    Freefall

    **You aren't doing it right. While skydiving is good.....I have found orgasms to be better.....sometimes more expensive...but....** ROFL . . I'm not doing it right - LOL. OK, when you have sex, it's like, having loads, n loads, n loads of short intense skydives, all one after another. I don't think you can compare the two. I have to admit, I would not want to go without either.
  18. E150

    Freefall

    An orgasm - but it lasts longer!
  19. E150

    Women

    ***Man, your job must suck**** Is he a fluffer?
  20. E150

    stolen gear?

    Shit - sorry to here your bad news - there area some To$$ers out there. Take a photo of it and mail it to loads of DZ's asking if they recognise it??
  21. 10" by 10", I guess that's what the manufacturers would call a 'square'?