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  1. just get an iphone already; it's what all the cool kids have anyway! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. also, talk to your buddies at the dz; very often someone has recently downsized or has a rig laying around they're willing to sell.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. thank you for noticing. Yeah got that on my second trip to RSA. Met some well known RSA artist, we got to talking about lief and love and death and we hi it off and he signed it and gave it to me. You know this has me thinking....if we could get 12 photos....of various infamous / famous skydiver dudes in their undies, could someone maybe assemble them for some sort of calender for raising funds for a good cause? oh gosh.. have you talked to your bank yet? is my shirt in the mail!? took the pic!? i'd vote for vskydivers leap-for-lupus-organisation..
  4. you are an adult with a license; you can pretty much do whatever you want to, nobody (well, most places anyway) will not let you jump in absence of an AAD. we just dont like seeing people go in with a no-out, something that could easily have been prevented. that's all, no hard feelings!
  5. when there's an incident-report we can say "we told him so"! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. Shah getting laid with a BBW engineer “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. the first thing in skydiving you will learn is.. - wait for it - PATIENCE! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. Thank you for the first answer from anyone on here or elsewhere that wasn't intented to get my killed or maimed by the locals. well, if you have five hours to get drunk.. you might end up being killed or maimed anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. that description would fit about 95% of the SC-posters.. Being an atheist, that means, to me, 95% of the SC-posters do not exist! hehe, maybe they're bots!? one is lead to think that anyway by most responses.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. you'll have so many dead brain-cells that you'd need 3yrs after that to pass; or so i've heard.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. ZP aint THAT bad after all only takes like 20 packjobs on a brand new chute to get it dialed in, after 50 or so it gets really easy..
  12. you mean, like yourself!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. So what is your native language? that's a redundant question; check out most SC-posters and you know what i mean.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. bring your BASE-gear then! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. that description would fit about 95% of the SC-posters.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. you want a sausage-fest, in a SAUNA!? really!? Dude Finnish freaking sausges are to die for! And you need to invite a few girls as well. Oh and lots and lots of beeer! you should have a go at "cervelat's", kind of the national sausage around here. you DONT want to know what they put in there, but they're friggin' delicious!
  17. do the 3 months course, i scored an "exceptional" in all areas for my english certificate..
  18. uhm, i havent followed exactly, but i thought you've passed!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. you want a sausage-fest, in a SAUNA!? really!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. But your still not me True...ture.... but-but.. both of your spelling sucks! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. cant be worse than a US-license.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. if you are interested to know the story, search the incidents forum, thread title is something like : Last night a CYPRES saved my life. You have the whole story, and at the end there is a link to the video. will take a look, thanks. told ye'..
  23. Actually I was the only one that didnt name brands discussing the flying aspects of flaring. Unlike the thread title, and the comments when somebody (me) questioned the results. It always seems to be the easy way out, instead of discussing the actual flying or (as in other threads) improvement of skills... +1 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. on the contrary of the Viandella cans which were horrible. Yeah another application could be potentially lethal... Cutting the plastic off the Atomic-Bread, and eating it too fast after opening well, IMHO, that would just be pure FUN!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. OR you can post a pic of yourself half naked doing chores who are you? what have you done to jo!? HALF-nekkid!? i know! its so wrong me asking for half naked. BUT i can look @ half naked at work if you want to post a full nude pic doing chores well that would be just lovely we may figure something out.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda