virgin-burner

i think every movie with bruce willis is worth watching; i love the guy!

only if one of us gets to take video and has all the rights to sell it to whoever it wants! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

just got back.. well, sure is different than other jobs; bars on all windows, heavy doors.. interview was pretty long, i suppose about 1 3/4hrs. then a little tour through both the women and mens tract. like twice a week the inmates can mingle with each other, of course not with the opposite sex, go outside, pretty much open doors; today was such a day. the atmosphere seemed pretty relaxed. people drinking coffee and playing cards with each other. i was doing the tour with the "chief guard", and she'd have a friendly word with pretty much everyone she'd met. seeing the visitor-rooms tough.. sheesh, you dont wanna sit in one of them for longer than five minutes! armored glass, absolutely no contact, not even for kids. oh yea, there was a mom with her baby. sad. job involves a lot of things, fixing meds, bringing food, bringing people to or from the cells. you're social worker, mom and dad, sales men and what not. i'll have to give notice until monday if i still wanna keep "in the race". surely have to sleep about it, but overall, i was positively surprised, and liked it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

thanks a bunch babe!

really nice edit! only thing is, it was too short! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

"pink sock"!? thanks for planting disturbing images in my head 2hrs before i go there.. other than that, i'm showered, shaved, dressed for success, the hair is neat and i'm mentally prepared! what could possibly go wrong!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Well, if you dip them in liquid nitrogen first, they sure wouldn't bounce. freefall could take forever; or at least as long until the nitrogen has worn off! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i bet! i wonder they would of let you stroll around without "supervision"; maybe someone thought it would be fun to see your reaction.. i've worked in nuclear plants quite a bit, once you got used to the metal-detectors and your bags being x-rayed when entering (same as at an airport basically), you could only go to "cold" places if your ID wasnt required to go to the hot zones.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

weeeell.. they ended up in prison; so maybe they havent used their heads too much! from what i've read about this institution, it's mainly drug-related offences they're doing time for, or unpaid fines that got transfered into prison-time.. i'll see tomorrow!

i hear they always find a way; power-cables have more than one use! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

that's the 2nd time i've had to look up some slang in this thread; a day never passes without a learning opportunity!

or you could hop in your car and drive here; my place would need a good cleaning too, and the dog's always up for additional entertainment! makes me think, maybe i should quit as well; but i'm sort of afraid to gain even more.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

alright, i'll play along; i'm tired of having to defend my choices and having to argue on the interwebz. someone posted a bounce-bingo card further up. i sure do qualify for "high WL" and one or maybe two others i cant remember from the top of my head. what i do remember tough is "takes advice from dz.com" - i dont do that. the last words i have on this is following: i know, i have a small chute, and i know the risks. i dont really care for "being or looking cool". i'm playing things as safe as possible (except for the small wing). now, this thread was well intended to have a jumper pass his recovery a little less boring. it was never about sending money, tough the title says so. basically i just asked for a book, ANY book actually. out of 66 posts, 2 people offered to either order/send the book and another 2 said they were gonna send care-packages. oh, and billvon's offer to - actually send money. to all of you who offered to lend a helping hand, i salute you ladies and gentlemen! it's nice to have people like that around that actually care.. not saying the other posters DO NOT care, i'm sure they do.. just not the way it was meant.

how was your first day off!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

it's a prison for investigative custody mainly.. i hope it's not that bad. care to share some stories!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, they'll have to hire me first.. and i'm sure that after tomorrow, i'll have a much better idea. and if they hire me, i will also have say "yes" first. time will tell..

nope, but as nick's pointed out - life's too short for softporn! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

no penetration visible! life is too short for softporn even in softporn you get usually at least the idea of penetration; the way they were seated, it's hardly doable; or voodoo's schlong is donkey-sized - and it's not! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

"love you like in prison" Wendy P. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

needless to say, they had to get the entrance hall renovated; they even had to paint the ceiling, which is probably 20-something feet high.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

nope!? dont think so.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i think i've seen some of them smokeless cigs at a kiosk running just short of 100$.. anyone has an idea for how long they last!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i've seen "prison break", i got it all down! now YOU pick up that soap! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

BTW, i know we have some LEO's onboard, are there any correction officers!? if you may know of someone, could you send them my way to tell me about their jobs!? that would be awesome..

Hey, ya got a proven breeder right there . . . one of the questions i'll be asking tomorrow: do they have female guards for the women!? i dont wanna be accused for rape just because one hates my guts! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda