virgin-burner

i hate dutch wankers, my tip, get your biggest pot and make roastbeef with his head.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

so, no more input on this whole thing? i'm BORED (already) and need some chatting to get done.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

try on loads of different undies, and send me pics

this thread is useless without PICTURES!!! with jumpsuit on, preferrably one on, one off!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yeah, i dont really give a fuck anyway.. it was about the biggest shit i've ever done.. doing preparation of documents before they get scanned and archived for a bank.. the doc's and what you would have seen was sometimes interessting, but otherwise so fucking boring.. highlighting shit and remove staples.. damn, i'm not only machine-mechanic, but also an accountant, did leadership, understand four languages and speak three.. i did leadership courses and i am pretty good with computers.. its hard finding a decent job these days.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

cool, how do you pay for jumps then? and aff starts in may only.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

on losing the job? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

those are still being asked for! i have a crush on a lesbian that works there.. we became good friends somehow i guess. AND SHE KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH!!! she's a hottie, and its really cool to have a female friend where you dont have to be "competetive".. (or even more so?!) or so i feel with a lot of chicks at least.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

also a geocaching-forum, well, multiple but only active on the one swiss, then a gamerforum plus a pure sexforum.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

those are all great.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

WE WANT the blue prints!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

the top"blade"[B] isnt sharp..[B/] but i can add to say, its one of the sharpest thingies i've ever carried.. and i've been carrying loads of knives.. but none are like spydies, they're not only the most beautiful, best qualitiy, but also the sharpest out there,, at least thats in my opiinon.. others go for buck's maybe, but for me, spydies are the way to go.. Wow, mine came from my gunsmith razor sharp on top. But now that I think about it, he could have had it sharpened.... Sorry to hear about you job, btw. can you send me one like that? as i am not supposed to get them imported as i was told today by that states lawyer today.. ah well, you know, "we" had an argument today.. i was supposed to work on saturdays, since i am temporarily employed, i'll only get my hours paid.. if i was to come on the weekends, i would want extra money, time, whatever.. HE said wether i come, or i dont have to come anymore.. HE's just a dickhead, and if i'd ever get to be in a position employing people, and if HE'd come applying for a job.. well, after the third interview i'd say to him: sorry mate, but WE dont hire people that come like earthworms (karma-technical( nor people that have thee greatness of "garden-dwarfs" (you know those in the states? here they're quite common..).. and its more than likely i'll be in such a postiion sooner or later.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

well, honest answer: i dont give a fuck, if i dont have a separate corkscrew, i'll just punch the cork in or crash the top of the bottle.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i dont need to be drunk to do that.. i'd do all sorts of things being sober! i dont have her phone-nr.. only email.. but, i'll go for it right now! With a name like virgin-burner you don't have her number. Damn, i think some virgins have been lieing to ya somehow i didnt get that.. sorry bro', inglisch isnt my first.. but close to itè “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

the top"blade" isnt sharp.. but i can add to say, its one of the sharpest thingies i've ever carried.. and i've been carrying loads of knives.. but none are like spydies, they're not only the most beautiful, best qualitiy, but also the sharpest out there,, at least thats in my opiinon.. others go for buck's maybe, but for me, spydies are the way to go.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

mhm, the thingy is, it can be produced single-handed.. an SAK you have to work two-handed.. but since being in the swiss army, i have a full-automatic assault riffle in my appartment too.. now, htat is not considered an illegal weapon.. indeed, the SAK isnt either.. but my most favorite, single-handed spyderco is.. and to be honest, i hate double-handed knives.. usually, if you need them, you have to drop anything else for them.. the rifle i HAVE to store can be found here: http://www.swissarms.ch/ its model SIG 550.. edited for model-nr. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i dont need to be drunk to do that.. i'd do all sorts of things being sober! i dont have her phone-nr.. only email.. but, i'll go for it right now! Remember - if there's no video, it didn't happen! sorry bro', she didnt get back to me yet.. but if yes, i'll try hardest.. in the meantime, check: www.myfreepaysite.com “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i love it.. but since i am homophil, not only because of that lesbian that KISSED ME ON THE MOUTH TODAY.. dont worry, i'm alright.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i'd go for the mama, since i am into older woman.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i dont need to be drunk to do that.. i'd do all sorts of things being sober! i dont have her phone-nr.. only email.. but, i'll go for it right now! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yeah, altough raised differently, my parents try to do that every now and then.. as if they were not included in raising me to the person i am now.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

I have no lawn for him to cut. Hmm, we are talking about grass, aren't we? that i'd prefer, i mean, if god created things for us, he'd have a plan of getting rid off all that mary jane growing around, wouldn't he?! so for all the bible-belters, REEF SOME WEED, its been done for yer' own good!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i'd hit the fucker so hard, it wouldnt be able to move anywhere else anymore.. this is a credited post, i dont have only my alarm going half an hour before i actually have to get up, but also my mobile, my bedroom-tv SCREAMING at me with MTV.. but recently i changed it to another channel, they always have philosophical discussions going on at the time, and somehow, wether its interessting or annoying me deepest, that appeals to me.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yeah.. in fact, i have a two years parole for a big fine.. so, only getting high on alcohol is kind of an option.. And then call up that lesbian and invite her and her girlfriend over for some drinks!! Losing your job might be a huge blessing. dayum.. she's got eyes like a cat, comes from the town where i used to spend twelve or more years for snowboarding holidays.. i used to have this bisexual GF that left me for another woman.. instead of inviting me for a three-way(some).. that was kind of hard.. but i'll surely wouldnt want to miss out on that one.. why isnt it may yet and i cant get to start off my aff yet? come back, get all drunk and cozy, and get going with her AND her GF..?! dayum, i'd be all the sextoys both of 'em ever would of dreamed about.. EDITED: for drunk spelling!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

the food is about the best.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda