virgin-burner

Wormwood didn't leave; He was killed in Zurich. A sanction has been granted for his killer. why wasnt i there? since living next to z-city.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

alright guys, venting-time.. last weekend, my GF upset me again and for the very last time.. said she was coming over, i bought all the shit to make us a nice weekend, she didnt call me back, even had her phone shut off.. so many times already, FUCK THAT!! i told her that was it, no more.. then i had a two days course on how to succeed on interviews.. i've had only about fifty in the last year. that was cool, but the chick that was there, had reminded me so much of "the love of my life", plus having seen said from the distance, didnt help my mood really.. and then that phone call couple of hours before: there was a job waiting, nothing to do with accountant-stuff at all, but just a steady job with good wages, holidays and what not. just better than working time. well, they've outsourcing the department to fuckin' INDIA!!! hell, i can fuck better than any friggin' indian.. damn it!!!! the good thing about today: i paid my taxes for '05, my visa.. it only ran about ten grand.. not having a job pretty much sucks, especially on yer' friggin' wallet.. now, i still have some money in my accounts.. just enough for starting to pursue my skydiving-career.. but then again.. i wont have any more money to do shit at all.. and taxes '06 are waiting, altough those are not going to be as high as '05's.. due to not working and stuff.. now, today i bought myself the amy winehouse album, plus another one which i dont really care for at the moment since she's got this lovely voice and is somehow strange.. fits my mood anyway! AND, thats the big plus on today's, i bought myself a bottle of a really nice whisky, a ten year old LAPHROAIG.. i'm getting wasted on the good stuff again, at least not the cheap shit i did lately.. except for that thirty year old royal lochnagar which was a birthday present from my brother.. ok, i've vented, feels somehow better, but i'm sure i'll be a little bit puzzled tomorrow morning after having finished that NICE whisky.. remember, if you find spelling errors, just keep them, coz' this is a drunken posting.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you'll get it if i get one.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

if you ever want to get rid of GF, car, rig or all or part of it, just PM me.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

if your dick sneaks back into your belly and plays hide and seek.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

I second that i third that “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i've given up looking for jobs, i can do any temp job done, but i'm not finding what i'm looking for.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Maybe you should hit spell-check before calling other people ignorant. (Just a suggestion...) Rosa...he's an ok guy. He calls me that all of the time He's swiss and can't spell English very well. No worries.

I am not!! you are, i know.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Texan ranch recipe beans. They're bought in tins from S&W, and are delicious. They're also quite cheap, and can be eaten cold straight from the box. Add a hard boiled egg to that, warm it in the micro, and you have farts for every load of the day. Trust me, I've tried this, and nearly got thrown out @ 6000'. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

ignorant amercians are hard to come by.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

thats called "wiener schnitzel".. dayum, that almost hurt my eyes.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

That and a Ding Dong, you're set. whats a ding-dong? the ding-dong i remember, usuaylly puts woman off because the ding-dong is just, well, rather larger than others ding-dongs.. you'll need more than AFF before you start attracting them "skydiving bitches" i pick things up real quick, after my tenth job i'll be a skygod, after my 50th jump., go figure.. to all the ladies on dz.com that treated me so nicelsy: i exaggarate on most things, but the ones important to just YOU, they are for real.. XXXOOO, chris “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

nah, its rather like a gigantic orgy, airwise, with shitloads of herbs on the ground to smoke and make them go back to heaven again.. or the like! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

smirnoff ice and whisky-cola.. i figured, since we had about 78° today, i'll have to loose some wieight, otherwise, i'm not going to attract any skydiving bitches when i'll do my aff.. its only about six or eight pounds that need to get rid off.. i'll do that in a couple of weeks no problem.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i need the place, the time, and the conrifirmation my nine inches are wished for.. but if you'd pay me good money, i'll be there anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i love boobies too! i can receive boobie-pics PM-wise too.. so, dont hesitate.. and, uhmm, yeah, i like 'em rather smaller than bigger.. so, if you have concerns abour your tiddies, sent 'em to me, i'll take all the worries of your shoulders.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i'd say, just come over for www.hellaherb.com, after that, the orgy starts at my place.. dont worry, i^m used to that kind of action going on, so are the neiighbours, i mean, how odd must it be for them to ask: "so have you had your twenty GF's over again this weekend!?" usually i have to admit that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

nah, i dont, its rather, i like to express myself in some way? i have reasons for, and agains, everything.. so, i'm having to make a point kinda thing.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yeah-yeah, another americanino trying to get into another americanina's pants, with bad-ass sentences that wouldnt even get him a worn-out chair in a second-hand shop.. k marr08, i'll take best care of educating you in civilized manners, drunk, or not.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

mmmm... sheep brain. could i get hold of the "shanks" as i was told!? there should be one huge grill in these places, you cant judghe on things you havent tried, can you!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

is that even a whisky? thats like syrup caught in liquor.. but since i have quite a sweet tooth, i'd drink it.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

no need to envy, altough i only shared that one with my best mate, if you were nice, you'd still get to have a nice nip from it.. royal lochnagar is the shit to go.. AND, it has 56.2% alcohol in it too!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

my dear fiancee, darling, my everyday whisky is "halkin's", a blended scotch whisky, i wouldnt dare drinking it straight, but mixed with some coca-cola, its terrific.. so, why would i waste about the triple amount of money on some odd jack daniels, if i can get it cheaper.. but, if i was with you hun, you'd get to taste some nice ones, since "sexy time" is about taste too!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

come to zurich for only one weekend, and you'll meet soddom and gomorrha in a couple of hours.. be assured, i'll take you to the right places.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda