virgin-burner
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need a hand, err, tongue!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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the answer to evil: http://www.cnn.com/WORLD/africa/9812/11/flame.thrower.car/ “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I have no idea what I just put in my mouth . . .
virgin-burner replied to kelel01's topic in The Bonfire
Wussy! he is..! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
dont make me suffocate on my friggin' cigi!!! damn, i just realized, i have more than 300 posts on stupid, shit-ass comments the like i do!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i have boobs! at least if i'm trying, gained too much weight that winter.. i guess, you guys dont fancy to see them..!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Hire me as an over paid assistant and we can have 4 hours lunches. i'll second that!! i'm sure you need TWO assistants!! for 8 hours lunches.. you can hire me for only 40$/an hour.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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WTF did you do anyway to get that mark!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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well, born here a week before christmas eve, 17th of december that is.. announced on christmas eve tough.. well, considering i drove all the psychiatrists nuts when it was about time for iq-testing, somewhere between an orang-utan (75 that is), and a genius (150+ THAT is..), averaging at about 130.. yea, that hypothesis is quite about right.. sag'es are about the coolest people to know, besides scorpios that is.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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water's always good, so fuck pond or pool, as long as there are some titties swimmin' in there.. i'll be right in!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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congratz mate! i went to interviews for the last year, some were second, but majority were not.. i have a 32$/an hour job now.. i'm quite happy, and, excited!! plus, i'll get more money after the 3-month tria period has finished.. i hope it'll be signifacantly!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i wish.. but i started my brand-spanking-new-32$/an hour-job.. so, i wont complain!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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MWUAHAHAHAHA... that one just made my day!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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can anyonve give me a hint on where to find a GF like that..!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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nice car! too sorry it didnt work out with you and me as being the SO for each other.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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well, if you'd found the guy, tell him to mail me some trial packages.. tell him, fedex does kilos too!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'd be glad if my doggie was scared of thunders.. altough thats about the only thing i could think of where she'd act scared.. she's one big, tough motherfucker if it boils down to it.. anyone wants to adopt the TWO of us!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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my baby from the animal shelter! she's an asshole at times, but she has to have it from someone! we're together now for more than five years, and to be honest, i wouldnt let any other female to get close to me as she does.. BTW, i'm a big flirt, and a much bigger one is she!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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friggin' awesome! looks really cool.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Tha's REALLY hot - PARIS is going to JAIL, BABY!
virgin-burner replied to ntrprnr's topic in The Bonfire
finally punishment for giving me that 1 1/2hrs of my life back for watching "one night in paris" and having to see her damn face once a week on tv or in the newspaper.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
he isnt wearing a parachute!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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us lefties have a higher libido and are more likely to be exceptionally gifted.. one word: einstein! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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hugs and smoochies!
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i've got only my right nipple pierced, straight barbell that is.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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happy birthday! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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you know, you didnt get hurt, it could have been worse.. sure it hurts your wallet, but at least you're ok..