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  1. virgin-burner
    my baby lays like that sometimes.. but it waddnt me! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. virgin-burner
    I think that was in a Stephen King novel, although it might have been a prosthetic arm instead......... i'm a fucked up mind, i just made that one up.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. virgin-burner
    Use warmth. thats the best ever!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. virgin-burner
    you probably wear some timex or shit like that. if it was a swatch at least, that could be considered a watch i guess. mhm, callier-chocolate-milk.. mhm, swiss cheese. and mhm, darn' farkin' fantastic swiss cuisine. there's a logic to that. all good stuff comes from here, the crap, to everyone else please. hey! dont fuck with swiss, we're awesome at getting back at your bank accounts.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. virgin-burner
    why dont i live in the states!? bad juju, i am, and have, bad juju. fuck. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. virgin-burner
    that aint seriously her, is it!? anyone can confirm or deny!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. virgin-burner
    well, i'm sure i would! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. virgin-burner
    man, i'm from SWITZERLAND. not exactly england. but what do i tell an american.. there's other ways of "sealing the juices". see my initial recipe. seriously, here the food is great. and i'm quite an expert at it. ask anyone that has ever eaten at my place. i've had friends ask me to cook for their birthdays, for like fourty people. i think, that speaks for itself.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. virgin-burner
    9. the leg of the amputee that you're just trashing up! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. virgin-burner
    you guys dont have no eating culture whatsoever.. who the fuck would spoil a filet with some farkin' pork!? point is, if you have a lean filet, you dont want grease. otherwise just fry a t-bone till its black.. crazy amigos, those americanos.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. virgin-burner
    you can get a separate one from me too if you wish.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. virgin-burner
    ok, never i'll let a doc touch my penis.. kbordson might be excluded tough.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. virgin-burner
    i'm jealous now.. have fun! dont do anything i wouldnt do! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. virgin-burner
    fuck yea, dont need a filet mignon for that crap.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. virgin-burner
    get your pan out, put oil in it, no olive but peanut or so, get it smoking hot, fry your filet very briefly on each side, just to get it brown, all sides preferably. get it out. put it on a porcelain dish. start your oven beforehand to about 60° CELSIUS, cover your filet with aluminium foil, put it in for 15 minutes. get it out. fall over it like a lion that hasnt eaten the last 14 days. the most tender thing you've ever eaten.. as for spices, i always do them before the frying part, there's people that say you shouldnt salt it. i believe its a myth. i prefer it rather simple, salt, pepper, maybe chilli or paprika(?)powder. not to much of the later two. and if you can get hold on any herbal butter.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. virgin-burner
    and the other wasnt at exactly the same time, or a little earlier.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. virgin-burner
    thats a huge list by now. kinda sad, isnt it? but being a dysfunctional skydiver has its advantages too.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. virgin-burner
    a group hug!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. virgin-burner
    anyone in for a game of russian roulette? we could use the dead guys ak's. i'll start! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. virgin-burner
    i've had explosives training in military.. and if one didnt blew up.. the only times i've ever had to use my replacement knickers.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. virgin-burner
    for fucks sake, thats a darwin award well deserved.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. virgin-burner
    they were militia, actually good guys.. the best part is where the guy on cam screams DUUUDE! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. virgin-burner
    who the fuck would possibly do that? that is SICK!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. virgin-burner
    thats what i call a bad day.. DUUDE!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. virgin-burner
    lucky wife!!! i'm not even getting one texty.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda