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  1. of course, the only REAL british muppet had to chime in.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. yes! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. you know those guys that take a gun or rifle, maybe two of each to work and start killing their "colleagues"? today i really feel empathic to them.. some asshats should not be allowed to interact with anyone. can i punch them in the face instead, smile and say: "this is your lucky day today!" i so feel like kicking some asses. tiny, kraut, poisonous midgets asses... i think i'm having more than only a couple of beers by the time i get outta here.. GRRRR!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. i was back after a day! maybe two.. but i'm riding the shortbus.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. +1 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. i wonder for how long.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. Its a really bad idea, even prohibited in some countries. mind elaborating!? pretty much all the freefliers have that around here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. no humps, no jumps, no beer owed. but i drank a lot of it, plus even more whisky.. man, was i hammered! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. +1 +1 +1 “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. sure you did...that was a guy just so you know, they all look the same up there or didn't anybody tell you. You can tell by the armpits...the men braid. now, where is the puke-smiley!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. Then I guess I fall under the "won't get laid" statement because I just don't bang a dude to just get banged. I gotta do all the feelings stuff, too. But, that's just me. not only you.. how you doin'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. u should at least offer me to get a comparison.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. sounds like you need a lot of lube for doing that.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. i fucked a jersey-girl not too long ago. speaking from that experience, jersey-girls are nutcases.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. ..just like the US.. uhm wait, they have to fight terrorism too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  16. we used to put 17 or 18 jumpers into the PAC. still comfy. but we're no fat ass americans over here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. I hear that their marketing dept. is looking at that. They're considering changing it to the "Crater". Excellent! That will TOTALLY match my new Widowmaker canopy... I heard the name change that is being considered for the Widowmaker is "Splat" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. i knew it, i knew it..! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. Most of the time my grin gets bigger when toasted “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. funny you say sweden, but that flag there looks suspiciously SWISS there.. well, i think switzerland wins in this thread.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. i was told in a canopy-course, if you complain about ANYTHING that might interact with your landing, take a step back.. its your OWN damn fault! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. but-, but-, he was so entertaining!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. nada : 3 : niente a sitdive where i kept on moving backwards that went on to shits, a try at headdown, both 2-ways, and a trackingdive where i, as the last couple of times, fucking went down like a stone. i really need to loose weight again.. sometimes this sport is frustrating like hell. been a good boy tough, still havent touched that m1.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. how the hell did that happen!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda