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FUCK YOU TOO, ANDY!!! looking forward to tomorrow for meeting up another redneck AGAIN.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

only if you guys got better weatherr organised than last year.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

I sure hope my Cypres never suffers from ADD! Especially not below 1,000'! The OP edited his original post from "I have a Cypress" to "What an ADD cypress is"... Not for nuthion' ...but I don't have a AAD, because I do a lotta demos. Given that most Cypres fires come from people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder that leads them to be too caught up in what they're doing to pull at a safe altitude 'ADD' is a better acronym than 'AAD' just like 'AAD' is more descriptive than 'AOD'. coincidently, i DO suffer ADD, but still havent had my cypres fire for me. instead of bashing medical related issues, maybe post something positive!? oh, yea, i do have TWO audibles tough.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

seen it numerous times already, even at a demo on an airport.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

best-post-of-the-day!!! thanks for that, that really had me chuckle..

u got it nailed right there!

see you in another 2000 jumps, half of them BASE.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

shut up john, shouldnt you be humping vals leg anyway!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

other than pissing you guys off!? weeeeeeeell, not much i guess.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

i make all MY clickies click! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you shut up too, you got special rights, AND, can read my naughty PM's.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yes, thats why we're such a big pain in the ass.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

oh fuck you mr. copland!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

honey, if indeed you would of read what i wrote.. you wouldnt be saying this silly things..

.. your in-official translation whore on those forums regarding press articles regarding news from switzerland.. yup, i've wasted a couple of hours of my life on translating articles regarding BASEjumping-fatalities and wingsuit-related stuff over the course of last week or so. i did it mostly coz i'm obviously interested in the topic. fair enough, no-one has asked me to do it, i just did for the "community". if you want to find out more, check my latest posts on here and bj.com. so, not even a single-fucking-thank-you-sir-for-doing-this-shit-since-i'm-way-to-fucking-stupid-to-speak-anything-more-than-fucking-english. and no, its not bablefish. its me and my time, trying to present an enjoyable read for you native speakers out there.. what really gets me upset, besides the obvious, is that some dork proceeds to take one part of the translation apart, which already sounded funny in german, to a humorous translation into a language that about 99% of the readers on here would understand. no, this thread is not about getting a "thank you" from the crowd. its about the appreciation about some of us that actually spend some of their time to make something available to the public. several people come to MY mind, and i never get tired of admiring their work and what it gives back to me. personally, i'd probably still call 'em out on being gay, cock-loving sheep-fuckers in public, but, i'd shout a PM, an IM or sumthing, saying that was great from you and i have learned from it or appreciate it in other ways.. rant over! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

when i still lived with my parents, one time, i had this girl over.. my dad ended up calling me on my mobile, asking if i needed any help with.. that!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

hey now, i'm a native german speaker, and thought i'd have to bring up that reference since it already sounded funny in german.. OOOOOHH; and thanks christoph, AWESOME translation BTW, you must of put about 1-2 hours of work into this, i really APPRECIATE it, instead of some useless, dumb-arse bablefish translation, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

fuck, i feel like the official translation whore of bj.com and dorkzone. well, guys, if you do such shit, make sure you dont post the video on the tube. maybe they should ban google earth too based on that. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

Grindelwald wants to limit BASEjumping skydivers provocate the people with risky wingsuitflights. the president of the village of grindelwald wants to ban basejumping from helicopters when people are being endangered. in corrrect terms its called "low pass". two weeks ago two BASEjumpers did such a flight at the männlichen, BE. they jumped from a helicopter with "wingsuits", special dresses that change freefall into horicontal flight, directed at a mountain-restaurant, turned off short before and disapppeared over the mountainridge in a couloir. they then proceeded flying along the mountainside. at the tightest spot the men were only 15ft above the ground and had only 6ft to the side of the rock. at a velocity of 250 km/h. actually joakim sommer and dominik loyen wanted to do a second flight. but the pilot of the helicopter refused. "we didnt knew what the two were up to" says daniel sulzer, the manager of the helicopter transportation company. "such insane stunts are not our line of business". "this shall not be" the president of the village of grindelwald, emanuel schläppi, that saw a video of the flight on the internet, does not want to see this happening in his community ever again. "based on the video i have the impression that other people could have been endangered" says schläppi, "this shall not be". he considers to ban flights over public places and over people, if such flights would be repeated. dominik loyen doesnt understand the reactions. "we've planned the project exactly" says the german, that tours throught the world as a feelancing adventurer. angle, exitpoint and route were carefully planned with the help of "google earth". friends of his were present on the ground and had warned tourists and asked them to leave the area. "we've ensured not to endanger anyone". he considers himself not to be a nutcase but a sportsman. 600 to 1000 skydives and around 100 basejumps the 40yrs old makes per year. the money he spends mostly on traveling he earns as a skydiving-instructor. asked if he valued his life less than others that wouldnt risk it on a daily basis he replied "quite the opposite in fact. i feel more alive and concious after jumping". but fact is that "BASEjumping and proximity flying", how flying close to the ground and mountainsides is called, are considered to be extreme sports (risk sports?). only last week two BASEjumpers died in the valais and in lauterbrunnen (BE). one of them was a friend of dominik loyen. learning from accidents "of course you make up your mind" says loyen. he'd ask himself what went wrong. "it sounds zynical, but we learn from the dead". after calls for banning the activity in recent years after deaths occured on jumps, BASEjumping is accepted now in lauterbrunnen. one of the reasons being that the adrenaline-tourists bring some money. 2008 there were about 10'000 jumps in the valley, 23 ending in an accident, 3 of those fatal. "the sport became safer", says bruno durrer, who works as a paramedic for air glacier, and has rescued already lots of basejumpers. his team developed a special technique to rescue people from mountainsides, if they entangled with their parachutes. he doesnt object the sportsmen "we have a natural adventure topo, this should be used. they need the opportunity to find boundaries." durrer does not accept tough when while performing those activities other people are being endangered. "if you fly over a fully occupied restaurant, that has potential for desaster". but dominik loyen already has other plans. next fall he wants to invite the 16 best BASEjumpers worldwide and fly with them from the eiger over the east ridge over to grindelwald. and if he refrains from flying over habitated areas, the village president wont stop him from doing so. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

you dont have the 200 yet anyway.. hey girls, get those dildos out of your asses and get back to business! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

as if there werent enough limitations around here.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

dont waste your time, he obviously cant read, had to have a cop pull him over and tell him why he let his license run out.. thats probably why he's scared of re-doing the test, memorizing hundreds of questions answers is a bit of a pain.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

and another story for "things that only ever happen in america!".. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

yep, he can be happy he made it. cant remember, wasnt he about to win the race? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda

u're such a naughty boy.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda