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and i didnt get any.. you know what!?
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i'm not quite sure what a front floater is, but you want to be careful with the rears of that plane.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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looks and sounds tasty!
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off to bed now, no more fuckery! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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they must be after you! so far i've successfully DD'ed d_squared, halfpastniner, livutofly.. i'm thinking, bolas next!? put him over it, ran out of credit.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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they must be after you! so far i've successfully DD'ed d_squared, halfpastniner, livutofly.. i'm thinking, bolas next!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Craziest thing you've ever done while drinking
virgin-burner replied to johnie's topic in The Bonfire
Mine too!! take 'um off, now!!! and send pics to my alcohol to approve! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
He now calls you richard brunner..... one time it was richard burtner.. or something.. seems, VIRGIN-BURNER is not really understandable in a slur.. fuck, bolasitas, on my first DD to him, i've introduced myself as richard - whatever - from the FBI.. and he FUCKING BOUGHT IT!!! So is that how you DD everyone? i guess neither of my text got to you, maybe my phone doesnt speak sweede considering you're a yank, not understanding the difference between sweden and switzerland, is ok.. i mean, its only 2+k miles from the one place to another.. and nope, didnt get any of your texts. i guess, the FBI doest like you very much! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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u want to know my youporn or pornhub login!? oh, i've had some great fun with the family and my nephew specifically.. 5yrs-old birthdays n'such. including him asking me to sleep over his place, and his dad sleeping on the floor. BTW, his dad is my brother.. the little boy then proceeded to ask me if i slept naked (i do).. and how much more it was complicated putting those clothes on and off. i then told him, there were instances that exact same question, would make things actually easier. he didnt understand, so, i've told him to ask mom and dad about that.. oh, and my godchild, got to cradle her to sleep the first time successfully.. she's so sweet!
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just tried to call her, seems, she's either at the shooting range with a new toy, or, one of her cabana-boys kept her that busy she couldnt reach her phone! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I generally try to include a Wednesday in there some where. So does that make Tuesdays and Thursdays blow job days? good suggestion for a deaf fucker! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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This is classic!! This deserves a thread of its own! Definitely worth a re-read. Oh how truthful these points are.......nicely done, JP! sounds like me, if i get on the ground after the last lift, grab the first beer before i packed, and there's not anymore two left before i've finished packing.. jeeeesus-fucking-christ, all you gitty penny-savers, get out o' here!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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coz i got way too much buds from over england, or better yet, down under-ish!!? hey, one of the dudes even got to become my 2ndary AFFI! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Craziest thing you've ever done while drinking
virgin-burner replied to johnie's topic in The Bonfire
For being very loud and singing all the hyms wrong. And the girl was probably 4ft tall & 5ft wide but with my beer goggles she was mega hot. BP haha, sounds like u and me would make a quite nice choir.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
Craziest thing you've ever done while drinking
virgin-burner replied to johnie's topic in The Bonfire
when's you on the plane anyway! i'm saving up all that booze for ye'.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
Maybe his wife got tired of kicking his ass and decided to hire someone else to do it instead. man, if that ever happened, it must o' been about a year ago.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i've learned about the "chaser" some time ago.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i always refer to that! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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oh, i love the rum-thing too, cant really get cpt. morgains around here, but havanna-club, thats my favorite in that section.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'm not really fond of that jaeger-stuff.. redbull with vodka, yes, other than that, probably not so much.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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He now calls you richard brunner..... one time it was richard burtner.. or something.. seems, VIRGIN-BURNER is not really understandable in a slur.. fuck, bolasitas, on my first DD to him, i've introduced myself as richard - whatever - from the FBI.. and he FUCKING BOUGHT IT!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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poor dude actually PM'ed me his number, can you warn him to what to expect!? or tell bolasita to do so!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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and you didnt come over here!!? i'm a little disappointed in you now, its only, uhm, something like 1.5k miles or so!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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work? in cinci!? with andy_copland!?!?!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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that one looks pretty nice!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda