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sat in a bar chatting and posting away on dorkzone, already kinda wasted, the bartender comes up, says the lady over there wants to shout you a drink, i accept.. black dude, nice fucking tits, kinda sexually aggressive. he/she leaves for the restrooms, i quickly put a thread up on here.. anyway, as things got more and more out of control, i've ordered a taxi for the dude and leave the bar.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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stand correcte (s)He hit on me! and i got a free drink out of it, so.. but i do love thongs.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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she was young and needed the money.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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vo wo besch dänn ursprünglich!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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sheesh, get a room you two already.. ha, coffee was made and brought to me. oh, and i declined instant-coffee and demanded a real one.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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that was funny! uhm, can i put my boner in you!? err, how you feeling today!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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besch du e schwyzer!? am schloss bliib i au no.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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I like 3 dimensional booty! penis-mold!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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how YOU doin'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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if they're rather low, why havent we hooked up yet!? Maybe because your in Switzerland. Maybe?! long distance booty-call-via-webcam!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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oh, boogie-video from last year! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BOCtv1okJk&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGRVKjq-2mM&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YevOJ025VaU&feature=related “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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everything from eastern europe, even russia.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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happy b-day!
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from a recent playgirl shooting.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'm kinda photogenic, no!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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we ran out of donuts which is extremely hazardous, other than that, i'm keeping strict measures on security.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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errr.. my passenger took the pic yea-yea.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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if you were driving this truck, yes you are (took the pic yesterday while driving home) taking pictures while driving, ey!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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morning everyone! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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heal fast dude! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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looks like i just got screwed in the classifieds
virgin-burner replied to jeffyg's topic in The Bonfire
Just lease it from him already so Paul can have it back to sell to someone else after you break yourself on it. *cough*smartass*cough* “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
if they're rather low, why havent we hooked up yet!? I'm thinking it's because she's a *real* girl?? And Im thinking its just because shes a girl, period! arent we in a lovely mood tonight, ey!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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isnt lisa in sunny california!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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+1 and i been looking at your posting-history, knowing mine, itt cant be that bad after all.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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if they're rather low, why havent we hooked up yet!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda