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  1. YOU dont like the taste of them!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. 100% swiss, since generations, pretty fucking boring.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. the sperm bank donation cup!? EWWW.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. just got back from you know where..need some coffee please!!! WHERE!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. just had to look that up on my phone. work says "no" - sexual content! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. Yup - everyone else feels sorry for Oly!!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. Yeah, those IT people are everywhere... One day, they will rule the world. And that's a pretty scary thought! there's lots and lots in skydiving already.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. oh my gawd, yet ANOTHER IT-freak.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  9. do you get that for every handjob!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. the locals hate our guts, and thats great as it is.. they dont like our noisy airplane apparently.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. It is a sad state of affairs but - you should have been doing that already. fortunately, you can leave your wallet laying around here unattended, and not need to worry for something to be gone missing..
  12. that will really degrade your learning curve.. except, you just provide in plenty amounts, that may make your curve steeper again! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. OUCH!!! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. it just wouldnt look good if they said: "dinner, wine, salad, 8 beers, 3 mojitos and 2 long island iced teas!" “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. It is a sad state of affairs but - you should have been doing that already. fortunately, you can leave your wallet laying around here unattended, and not need to worry for something to be gone missing..
  16. whatever you've had.. mind sending some of those smart-pills over!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. + 1 It is sooooooo nice to drive to the DZ after work and end the day with a nice sunset load jump with your friends.
  18. Teak sipper, I'm a cawfee slurper, havent had a tetly for nearly twenty years. So how goes it in the land of Cantons? awesome blue skies and i try not to go jumpy-jumpy coz i wanna savy-savy money for new rigedy-rig!
  19. the job, mr. being-an-all-smart-arse-today! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. just-get-pictures! I lost my camera while I was naked boating the other day ... I ordered a new one yesterday ... I hope it arrives in time ... O i smell an interesting story there.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. Do you feel like getting kicked in the nuts this morning/afternoon? Let me know ... it can be aranged ... O i'd be a much happier if you did something else to the boys; for the kicking, i'd only trust true professionals like banesanura.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. what is it!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  23. Skinny dipping ... love it ... Doing my morning naked typing again ... just a habbit ... so glad mom is not around anymore ... to give me a hard time about it ... O mhm, if i were around, i'd get a hard-on, err, -tme about it too.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. after-work jumps are some of the bestest ever! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  25. how come you felt feisty!? that is SO NOT you.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda