virgin-burner

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  1. nope; you (us) are still considered tourists! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  2. now, if it was REALLY SPICY thai-food.. haha, i love that one, when they say SPICY.. it means everything else will just not matter anymore! thai-food could get you through a whole show without affecting you too much.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  3. maybe feminist terrorist put a bomb-belt around him!? any minute you watch that stuff, your IQ goes down half way; more than two minutes and.. err, nevermind! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  4. I don't buy this. If someone left a t-shirt on the ground I would not tread on it - I would walk around it. Why would skydiving equipment be less worthy of respect than a t-shirt? would that apply to nudists too!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  5. taze the dog, taze the owner! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  6. oh, the fun that can be had with small girls.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  7. and sure enough, the same day, one of our leaders, sommaruga, head of justice, says she wants to implement stricter gun-control anyway.. talking about respect for the voters opinons. i'm also glad to keep my guns at home, i was trusted enough to guard the World Economic Forum three times, some embassies and residences of ambassadors and the G-10. dont really have a clue why i shouldnt be trusted anymore now.. sure, there are about 300 suicides each year with army-issued weapons, but hey, call up the suicide help line and get a "sorry, we're busy right now" as an answer.. yes, there are deeper issues than "gun control" obviously.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  8. doesnt that count as a PA? if you called me "prick", i'd be ok with that.. hey, when's the next time u're around anyway!?
  9. BTW, what's that "summer's eve" anyway!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  10. if she doesn't cut your head off. Any love is good love, So I'll take what I can get . . . and then she look at me with those big brown eyes, and said . . . - we ARE old AND married! oh, and short, you're really short! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  11. that was one HILARIOUS movie! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  12. regarding our last conversation, you must have been quite "frühreif" to be my dad.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  13. No, I haven't done that yet and yes he says that he is an authorized dealer. from all i know, he actually is.. i did contact the manufacturer for one piece of gear i've ordered.. as i said, the guy on the phone i only gave my first name, then described the color pattern of the canopy.. i wasnt half way through and he told me my second name and where i lived; and said it would be delivered very soon. two weeks later dhl rang my door. it's NOT the manufacturers that are to blame.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  14. too bad the dz doesnt have a tailgate, or does it??? makes for great video too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  15. good on ye' for buying rock-solid swiss products; basically, it's all i wear. trousers, jackets.. and all of my climbing-gear is mammut too! good stuff!
  16. i'd rent you for some bowling-classes.. since i havent gotten the bowling-speech just yet, i may never find out what i'll be missing! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  17. there's just another thread that got resurrected, with interesting questions asked there, add one to one.. let's leave it for now; usually said person chimes in as soon as he is, maybe even rightfully so, "badmouthed".. i'm more than a little disappointed anyway.. edited to add: right now, the other thread i mentioned is one of the top3; and it aint chutingstar.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  18. i'm sure you'd find more than a handfull of dz.commers or other skybrothas and sistas to assist you! hell, i would even do it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  19. Alright! Zero-G bondage. Or would that be boing-age? Boinkage . . ? Bungee-age? I think there's a few styles of stylin' where legs are wrapped or hips are grabbed that could keep the two orbital bodies in hard dock the whole time. can you provide pictures? i'm sure vskydiver would love to help us get the moves.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  20. who's money did you buy them with? By-the-way, do you rip off people in Australia that can see you in person easily? Or just people halfway accross the globe? you might be onto something here.. or maybe he just uses the money to buy upfront and uses future sales to actually buy what was paid for.. anyway, it aint good business-practice and may end up biting him in his own butt.. sad anyway. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  21. maybe we shouldnt name the dealer, as it will get this thread binned in no time.. i think everyone on here knows who we're talking about if they followed the forums for a while.. and since there is now no way to reach the dealer in question, people dont really have to be warned about it, at this time anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  22. wow, that's lightning fast..
  23. where's the "i like"-button here!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
  24. how YOU doin'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda