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Everything posted by virgin-burner
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Why do whuffos walk on skydiving gear?
virgin-burner replied to JohnRich's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
nope; you (us) are still considered tourists! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
What happens when a guy watches a female talk show?
virgin-burner replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
now, if it was REALLY SPICY thai-food.. haha, i love that one, when they say SPICY.. it means everything else will just not matter anymore! thai-food could get you through a whole show without affecting you too much.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
What happens when a guy watches a female talk show?
virgin-burner replied to cocheese's topic in The Bonfire
maybe feminist terrorist put a bomb-belt around him!? any minute you watch that stuff, your IQ goes down half way; more than two minutes and.. err, nevermind! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
Why do whuffos walk on skydiving gear?
virgin-burner replied to JohnRich's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
I don't buy this. If someone left a t-shirt on the ground I would not tread on it - I would walk around it. Why would skydiving equipment be less worthy of respect than a t-shirt? would that apply to nudists too!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
Why do whuffos walk on skydiving gear?
virgin-burner replied to JohnRich's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
taze the dog, taze the owner! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
overawed by all the cuteness
virgin-burner replied to guineapiggie101's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
oh, the fun that can be had with small girls.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
Switzerland rejects tighter gun controls
virgin-burner replied to JohnRich's topic in Speakers Corner
and sure enough, the same day, one of our leaders, sommaruga, head of justice, says she wants to implement stricter gun-control anyway.. talking about respect for the voters opinons. i'm also glad to keep my guns at home, i was trusted enough to guard the World Economic Forum three times, some embassies and residences of ambassadors and the G-10. dont really have a clue why i shouldnt be trusted anymore now.. sure, there are about 300 suicides each year with army-issued weapons, but hey, call up the suicide help line and get a "sorry, we're busy right now" as an answer.. yes, there are deeper issues than "gun control" obviously.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda -
doesnt that count as a PA? if you called me "prick", i'd be ok with that.. hey, when's the next time u're around anyway!?
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BTW, what's that "summer's eve" anyway!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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if she doesn't cut your head off. Any love is good love, So I'll take what I can get . . . and then she look at me with those big brown eyes, and said . . . - we ARE old AND married! oh, and short, you're really short! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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that was one HILARIOUS movie! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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overawed by all the cuteness
virgin-burner replied to guineapiggie101's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
fencing is fun! -
regarding our last conversation, you must have been quite "frühreif" to be my dad.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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No, I haven't done that yet and yes he says that he is an authorized dealer. from all i know, he actually is.. i did contact the manufacturer for one piece of gear i've ordered.. as i said, the guy on the phone i only gave my first name, then described the color pattern of the canopy.. i wasnt half way through and he told me my second name and where i lived; and said it would be delivered very soon. two weeks later dhl rang my door. it's NOT the manufacturers that are to blame.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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too bad the dz doesnt have a tailgate, or does it??? makes for great video too! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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good on ye' for buying rock-solid swiss products; basically, it's all i wear. trousers, jackets.. and all of my climbing-gear is mammut too! good stuff!
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i'd rent you for some bowling-classes.. since i havent gotten the bowling-speech just yet, i may never find out what i'll be missing! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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there's just another thread that got resurrected, with interesting questions asked there, add one to one.. let's leave it for now; usually said person chimes in as soon as he is, maybe even rightfully so, "badmouthed".. i'm more than a little disappointed anyway.. edited to add: right now, the other thread i mentioned is one of the top3; and it aint chutingstar.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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i'm sure you'd find more than a handfull of dz.commers or other skybrothas and sistas to assist you! hell, i would even do it! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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Alright! Zero-G bondage. Or would that be boing-age? Boinkage . . ? Bungee-age? I think there's a few styles of stylin' where legs are wrapped or hips are grabbed that could keep the two orbital bodies in hard dock the whole time. can you provide pictures? i'm sure vskydiver would love to help us get the moves.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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who's money did you buy them with? By-the-way, do you rip off people in Australia that can see you in person easily? Or just people halfway accross the globe? you might be onto something here.. or maybe he just uses the money to buy upfront and uses future sales to actually buy what was paid for.. anyway, it aint good business-practice and may end up biting him in his own butt.. sad anyway. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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maybe we shouldnt name the dealer, as it will get this thread binned in no time.. i think everyone on here knows who we're talking about if they followed the forums for a while.. and since there is now no way to reach the dealer in question, people dont really have to be warned about it, at this time anyway.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda
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wow, that's lightning fast..
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overawed by all the cuteness
virgin-burner replied to guineapiggie101's topic in General Skydiving Discussions
how YOU doin'!? “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda