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  1. mamajumps
    Oh good gawd.... this forum keeps me in stitches... There are some regular frickin comedians here.....
  2. mamajumps
    1 yr ago today a massive man hunt was under way just blocks from where I work and only a few miles from where I live. Today is a sad day remembering such an outstanding deputy and his K-9. Matt & Diogi. He was one of the good ones.... I know his family, they live in my town.... God Bless!
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    Unfortunately, the road is the HOA's responsibilty.... I talked to my land lord about putting some really big rocks in the ditch on the outside of the fence... I told him I would pay for it... he said he doesnt want to see someone get hurt I don't wanna see someone hurt {{{bad}}} either, but I don't have a problem making an example out of someone either... after all this is the 5th time this has happened (what my landlord told me yesterday). Its not a matter of someone not juding the curve correctly.... its a matter of taking a 90degree double S curve faster than 5mph..... even the school busses do it... I hear them squeal around it all the time....
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    I can't recall ever hearing Earth referred to as a "ball"... but in all the pictures you see it is helluva a lot more round than men's "balls"... globes are also round.... your not a member of the flat earth society group are you?
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    Yes, he is my private dentist.... no seriously, the people with one & two teeth need them cleaned too.....
  6. mamajumps
    Im lost....doesn't take much...im was born a blonde and have a permanent disabilty from that....
  7. mamajumps
    1. no rig, can't afford to rent right now 2. im off cause my boys have a dentist appt at 11a
  8. mamajumps
    The freaks come out at night....
  9. mamajumps
    Im doing great... 15 min in the tunnel last night, away from the kids for the first time in a loooooooooong time.... off work today.... doing good....
  10. mamajumps
    You seriously crack me up!!!!!
  11. mamajumps
    1. Why are they called balls, they are not round like a ball, more oblong like eggs... 2. Where did the term "blue balls" come from...I know what causes it, but do they actually turn blue? And if so shouldn't the correct term be "blue oblongs"? Sorry Im bored today....
  12. mamajumps
    If they do...I will be happy being out of style.... nothing is more disgusting than pubic hair.....
  13. mamajumps
    Ok... you made your point... Its damn near unconditional love then, I know he would never do that tho, he loves our kids as much as I do.... I know crap like this goes on in the world and it sickens me to no end. Im just not geared to think like that.
  14. mamajumps
    I seriously just inhaled a cheeseburger from Wendy's but not before I ate my frosty-dipped fries....YUMMY
  15. mamajumps
    Thats some funny shit right there....
  16. mamajumps
    I disagree there, I still love my ex and always will, I have just come to the realization that we can't and shouldn't be together. I do love him unconditionally, still and there isnt anything that can change that. One of the reasons is becuase he is the reason I am a mother to three of the greatest kids in the world. And regardless of our marriage failing, I would still be there for him if he needed me. This is an extreme example, but think about it and think about what "unconditional" means. If your (ex) husband, who you claim you love unconditionally, killed one of your children (on purpose, i.e murder), would you still love him? If you say yes, I'm afraid for you. OH hell no.... He would be dead, by my own hands, but I tend to not think about the bad things in life... even tho I am a woman scorned right now, I still see the good in people. Im just not letting myself get close to anyone...
  17. mamajumps
    I am looking a for "heart-attack" in a wrapper... Love their french fries tho... which reminds me, we also have a Wendy's right there.... mmmm fries dipped in a frosty.... think my mind was just made up!!!! Thanks guys (& girls)
  18. mamajumps
    ya know, Ive never been there, but know right where it is.... might give it a try Monday or something... Mickey-D's is starting to sound good... havent had a big-mac in awhile....
  19. mamajumps
    Wow is it sad that I read that with out a hitch.... Except, I call it "mall-mart" or wally-world....
  20. mamajumps
    No-shit, right?
  21. mamajumps
    Well central, near Lake Hollingsworth, but close (10 min or under) from all of the ones I listed....
  22. mamajumps
    mmm yes... forgot about that one.... Im kinda thinking drive thru places tho, im in somewhat of a lazy dont wanna get out of the car mood.... I LOVE FIREHOUSE SUBS!
  23. mamajumps
    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Not too far from where I live in Polk City...... counting myself, my kids and my aunt, uncle and cousin next door, we are the only people who have all three: a full mouth of teeth, shoes and a running car.....
  24. mamajumps
    Yep never heard of that... we do have a new burger joint opening close to where I live tho... 5 Guys Burgers & Fries... can't wait for it to open, looks like its gonna be great!!!!
  25. mamajumps
    mmm yes... forgot about that one.... Im kinda thinking drive thru places tho, im in somewhat of a lazy dont wanna get out of the car mood....