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OMG!!!! I hate AT&T with everything in me!!! The Fuckin bastards!!!! I had my cell service with them until early 93, around that time I moved to the mid-west to care for my ailing grandma. At that time I switched to Cingular. LOVED LOVED LOVED them! Service was great until they fucking merged with AT&T again, now its the same bullshit all over again, and Im still have 1 yr left on my contract!!!! GRRRR!!!! Fucking Communist bastards!!!!

You've got to be kidding me! Thats hillarious, however my cat would go postal if I did that to her and she would kill us all in our sleep...

Yeah I haven't gotten anything in this email since 12/16, and my myspace is set up to send notifications here. Had plenty junk on myspace, but no notifiers.... hmmmm

Sheesh Billy- for God's sake find something to do....lol

That takes amazing to a new level!!! One day, I will be able to do something like that!!!

Not from my source, but maybe from the chic, she says thats why she can't finish AFF? I wish they came that easily for me....

Your so awesome Psycho! Thanks!

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And you are most DEFINITLY one of my friends! You rock Spence!

WHOA!!! Where did that come from? I was refering to Brittney and her family... wow some things can really be read into.... FYI... I live in a doublewide TRAILER myself, I just choose to not fall into the sterotype that people like Brittney and her family have helped to boost in the publics opinion. 90% of my friends live in some sort of mobile home. However, they are upstanding, hard working people. You would have never made such an accusation about me if you knew me....

Im pretty sure they were middle to middle lower class when Brit was real young. I could be wrong tho, it happens occasionally...

What I was told was that the orgasm renders her incapable of pulling. Last jump her JM had to pull her cause her eyes were rolled in the back of her head...

Psycho you are too much!!!!

It's a good thing that these two were not on the same load. It could have been very disruptive. Do you know of this occurrance because of their outward behavior (howling, moaning, etc.), or did they maintain their composure and tell about this after the jump? I've often thought this would be possible if they were they sitting in that "special" place on a Skyvan where the vibrations through the seat are particularly amplified. This thread may be the hit of the Holidays. Both girls were sitting on the seatbelt (i guess). One I was right next two, she was quite, just started shaking, got real flushed and laid her head back on her TM, then smiled...it was great...lol. the other one was behind me and cause quite a ruckus on the plane. Didn't personally see it, but heard the stories.

I heard a story about a girl, who has sub 25 skydives, she cannot complete AFF becuase everytime she jumps she has an orgasm. Now I know that the usual smut hounds here are gonna jump on this, but the story came from a VERY reliable source about a girl he knows. I have been on two different Otter loads with tandem passengers (girls) who have had orgasms on the ride up, but I have never heard anything about this happening during the jump.

Just goes to prove what I have always said... You can take the girls out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girls...

You guys are really putting disturbing images in the mind of someone who still believes in Santa...

Never been much of a non-fiction reader, but I love Dean Koontz for fiction. Most of his books could happen. Dark Rivers of the Heart is a great psychological thriller. Very good must read!

A good canopy can save your life, a guitar, especially one you can't play collects dust.... just my 2cents

THANKS HUN!!! right back atcha!!!!

HAHAHA!!!

It tastes just like a mushroom stamp. huh?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071215/ap_on_fe_st/odd_long_lost_card OBERLIN, Kan. - A postcard featuring a color drawing of Santa Claus and a young girl was mailed in 1914, but its journey was slower than Christmas. It just arrived in northwest Kansas. ADVERTISEMENT The Christmas card was dated Dec. 23, 1914, and mailed to Ethel Martin of Oberlin, apparently from her cousins in Alma, Neb. It's a mystery where it spent most of the last century, Oberlin Postmaster Steve Schultz said. "It's surprising that it never got thrown away," he said. "How someone found it, I don't know." Ethel Martin is deceased, but Schultz said the post office wanted to get the card to a relative. That's how the 93-year-old relic ended up with Bernice Martin, Ethel's sister-in-law. She said she believed the card had been found somewhere in Illinois. "That's all we know," she said. "But it is kind of curious. We'd like to know how it got down there." The card was placed inside another envelope with modern postage for the trip to Oberlin — the one-cent postage of the early 20th century wouldn't have covered it, Martin said. "We don't know much about it," she said. "But wherever they kept it, it was in perfect shape."

One day a First Grade teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is"? "No, I don't," said the little boy. "Okay, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your mom before he goes to work". Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass"! You have got to love the kids.

What? Is Fred Flintstone hiding out in the trunk?