GravityJunky

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  1. That's the problem with dating a hot identical twin, you Boink one of them, You pretty much wantta Boink the other one! You can't tell your woman that though! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  2. What, you don't know about the sink the Cheerios trick?
  3. Very few things on here have ever not made sense to me, but some of your stuff does, I think mostly because you are "SPECIAL"
  4. Titties & beer Titties & beer, I thank God almighty for Titties & Beer, Huntin' two-legged deer, Thank God I ain't queer. There's a one thing daddy likes & that's titties & beer! Big ole' titties & beer. A little Titties & beer, Great big titties in my beer. God damn it I love those mother F-ckin' titties... R. Carrington *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  5. Hey Daddy can you ask mama, what the TGIF on my socks mean, I fogetted agin! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  6. I'm wearing a Ribbed Latex Sock! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  7. Did you know you can catch crabs off of a nasty potty? You can't convince woodstock of that though! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  8. ROTFLMAO *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  9. Sunshine someone raided your stash, better check out, Can you identify these round III in the SC forum! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  10. Hmmm, I was warned too much of it would make me blind, but I thought it was an old wives tale! Let's try this again... *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  11. Don't ever ask a leprechaun to help you plat "tulips"! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  12. The two legged 'Dear' with titties, that pets my penis ! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  13. Oh, there's a surprise! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  14. Sammich is made. Still waiting for you to come get it. R you Nekkid? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  15. Nooice! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  16. Seen it HBO did an hour & a half show on them two-three years ago! Don't need it got the real thing! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  17. But then breathing is grounds for an ass grab from sunshine, now go make me a sammich bi-otch! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  18. Okay, you in hurry mista, me give you 'Happy Ending' to go, in doggie style bag! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  19. .22 .300L 30-06 308 .47 *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  20. Looks like the toys your mom uses when I'm not in town, and she's lonely! Nah, seriously Does sunshine know, you have raided her stash?? She's gonna whup yur arse! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  21. Hmmm, I'll have to be more discreet when I 'visit' your mom! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  22. Welcome back lady! No turtle, she's saving herself for me! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  23. Why is that masked idiot out there grabbing my skull with BarBque Tongs?? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  24. Turtle's already on the Ballot to take over office down there! If he can beat me in the polls! *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}
  25. Depends where we going? *My Inner Child is A Fucking Prick Too! *Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge *Well I'd love to stay & chat, But youre a total Bitch! {Stewie}